"You used a dildo for WHAT?" 14 Fabulous Sex Toy Life Hacks
We all know how much sex toys can improve our love lives, but what else are they good for?
If your favourite suction cup dildo is sitting idly in a drawer, or a beloved cock ring has had the batteries pilfered for the TV remote once too often, then it's time to give them a new lease of life.
To celebrate Lovehoney's 14th birthday, we've popped on our best "Blue" Peter thinking caps and come up with these 14 ingenious alternative uses for your neglected toys.
From furniture focal pieces, to sports accessories, to handy household tools (hah), our crafty Lovehonians have taken DIY to a whole new level.
For the kind of life hacks that you won't see on Pinterest, just read on…
1. Butt Plug Bottle Stopper
Pop your cookies, and then pop the champers.
2. Large Dildo Bookends
Who needs bookends when you can have a different kind of end? Perfect for holding your collections of Dickens, Johnson, and Hardy.
3. Anal Beads as a Dog Toy
We sense a "Fenton" moment if Fido runs across the park with these. (That's Herb in the picture, Lovehoney Roy's schnoodle puppy.)
4.Dildo Door Stopper
We were always told NOT to bang the door. Talk about mixed messages.
5. Suction Cup Dildo Toilet Roll Holder
Something tells us you won't forget to change the roll with this in your face.
6. Nipple Clamps Glasses Chain
We don't remember seeing Angela Lansbury toting these on Murder, She Wrote.
7. Butt Plug Golf Tee
Can you say… hole in one?
8. Shower Foot Rest for Shaving Your Legs
For anyone who's ever pulled the shower curtain down trying to tame their bikini line.
9. Bondage Lead as Dog Lead
Well, where do you think the idea came from in the first place?
10. Butt Plug Light Pull
You'll never forget to wash your hands when you're leaving the bathroom again.
11. Dildo Vase
"Ah, is this exquisite piece from the Ming Dynasty?"
12. Toothbrush Vibrator
What can we say? We care about your oral hygiene.
13. Posable Dildo Coat Hook
Perfect for when fussy landlords won't let you drill anything else into the walls.
14. Sex Doll Scarecrow
The lost episode of Worzel Gummidge, we believe.
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