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  1. Fifty Shades of Grey or Harry Potter? Take the Quiz

    Sally
    by Sally on 05 June 2015 20 comments  |  Add a comment

    Fifty Shades of Grey or Harry Potter Quiz

    It's not your usual literary pairing, granted, but you'd be surprised just how much Fifty Shades of Grey and Harry Potter have in common.

    No wait! It's true.

    Both series of books are filled to the brim with outrageous innuendos (and wands), so we thought it would be fun to separate the fans from the megafans, the Gryffindors from the Greys, the Nimbus 3000s from the floggers (you get the picture) with this ridiculously hard quiz.

    The 16 quotes in our challenge are taken from either the Fifty Shades trilogy or one of the Harry Potters.

    You just need to decide which.

    Please let us know your score in the comments section.

    Oh, and prepare to have your favourite children's book ruined.


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    Comments (20)

    • Boogaloo: June 05, 2015 11:51
      Aaah damn, I only got 75%! I never could stomach the whole of FSOG though so it was a bit of a guessing game. Some of those surprised me!
    • Kinky&Curvy: June 05, 2015 13:20
      That's hilarious! It wasn't my favourite book, but it'll never be the same again!!
      I got 50% haha :D
    • Anonymous Lady: June 05, 2015 14:07
      13/16, 81%
      I never read FSOG, but I thought I knew HP better. Ah, well!
    • Purpleheart: June 05, 2015 17:00
      75%
      I haven't read any of them, only watched the movies. It was some very wild guessing haha! :D
    • drhds: June 05, 2015 18:53
      14 out of 16, I know where I went wrong, knew as soon as I clicked. I know my Harry Potter!!
    • Lorah: June 05, 2015 19:26
      13/16-not bad for having never read harry potter!
    • Casey: June 05, 2015 22:37
      100% woo! I really am a massive Harry Potter fan!
    • grumpy bear: June 06, 2015 07:30
      5!

      Not read either.
      Not seen the movies.
      Not surprised by the score.

    • jandlxxx: June 06, 2015 11:47
      13/16
      Never read harry potter, and can't stand the films, so if I couldn't remember from fifty, it had to be harry.
    • Lovehoney - Jennifer: June 06, 2015 13:05
      Only 62%! I need to read the books again clearly!
    • Scorpius12: June 08, 2015 09:56
      14/16 - 87% :) xx
    • LibraLover: June 08, 2015 12:20
      87% :)
    • grumpy bear: June 08, 2015 18:36
      Love a good innuendo

      2nd attempt - 50% - time to quit while I'm ahead

      (or at least breaking even)

    • pinkanimal: June 09, 2015 12:23
      50% lol rubbish
    • Natalie: June 16, 2015 12:00
      Absolutely gutted only got 75% correct answers I'm now gunna have to re-read all my HP books and FSOG books again till I can recite them all word by word
    • Louise: July 05, 2015 11:46
      93% I know my 50!
    • Julia: July 05, 2015 20:48
      62% I've only seen the movies of both so it was a lot of guess work... I think it'll take a little while to get my mind out of the gutter if I ever do read Harry Potter, though.
    • Ali: June 21, 2016 17:14
      I loved this!!!! Made my day, and harder than I thought despite the number of times I've read Harry Potter! (Too many)
      93%
    • Gareth: April 27, 2017 01:13
      62%. Mostly guess work as I have not seen or read any Hairy Potter and have only read bits of FSOG.
    • Angela: May 28, 2017 01:39
      87% should have done better
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