"The Best Cock Rings on the Market" - Review of the Month, December 2013
December saw an influx of reviews, and we've been inundated with tons of fantastic feedback over the festive period. Quite how you've found the time during the hectic build up to Christmas we'll never know, but we absolutely adore hearing what you think about our products, so keep 'em coming in!
Review of the Month
This month we chose Tectonic Tiger's review of the Lovehoney Magic Cock Rings (6 Pack) (£7.99) to win our grand prize. His review was informative and thorough, and we especially liked his use of the term "man-cannon".
"Not only will you and your 'other half' notice the immediate difference that these make to your size and firmness, you should also benefit from a greater intensity when ejaculating and you may well be shocked at just how far your man-cannon can fire its ammo. To say that I highly recommend these is an understatement."
Informative feedback which makes us giggle is a (ahem) "sure fire" way of getting your review spotted and in the runnings to win £100 to spend at Lovehoney.
Read on to find out if you were one of our runners up…
With so many excellent reviews being submitted throughout December, the task of picking out our favourites has been made very difficult. Rather than miss anyone out, this month we've handpicked five (yes, FIVE!) lucky runners up who win themselves 2,000 Oh! Points to spend at Lovehoney.
Submit your review now to be in with the chance of being our first winner of 2014.
"Newsflash! This vibrator induces an almost out of body experience. It is SO versatile. Can be used in so many different ways - at different speeds, over knickers, or skin contact. It is strong enough to send vibrations all the way to my G-spot and is a great prelude to partner play or for going all the way alone! Don't dismiss the first setting in favour of the higher speeds. It has a low and deep rumble that personally I find really sexy. Try going with that for a bit and see how titillating it is."
"I honestly can't recommend this lube highly enough. It feels natural, it's skin-safe, condom-safe, toy-safe, hasn't caused me any irritation of any kind, the packaging's classy and well designed and on top of all of that, it's tasteless and scentless. I adore it. You won't regret buying a bottle - I'm just about to order my second."
"It adjusts to fit all sizes, shapes, positions. It's not too big or menacing. It vibrates, with no wires or dangly bits. It looks sexy, not stupid. Can double up as a vibrator, with a handy … handle. It's amazing! My partner loved the way it made her feel, the vibrations were great for her, getting her off whilst seeing to me. Everyone's a winner."
And finally, we simply couldn't ignore the amazing effort and creativity which was put into WildThing's review of the Fever Thigh High Stripey Stockings. Not only is it a great review, but it's been written with festive flair!
"Twas the Night Before Christmas
and all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring
Not even a mouse…
When what to delighted eyes should appear,
But a fab pair of stockings,
For someone to wear!…"