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  1. Grow Your Own... Dildo?

    Alice
    by Alice on 27 July 2012 10 comments  |  Add a comment

    Looking for a 100% organic dildo grown to your exact specifications? Look no further…

    Willy Cucumber

    As you can imagine, I get some bizarre things sent to me in the post, but this sample cucumber dildo has got to be up there with one of the weirdest (and best!). We're all familiar with the odd phallic-shape vegetable but this cucumber was specially crafted by a green-fingered entrepreneur who is producing a kit to let you grow your very own cucumber cock.

    We're told the seeds and special mould are currently in development, but the instructions are simple:

    "Sow the seeds in spring, grow plant as you would any other (greenhouse/inside by a sunny window), wait till they flower then clamp on the mould, wait a week then bosh out pops your fruit!"

    Keep your eyes peeled for further developments.


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    Comments (10)

    • Nicole: July 27, 2012 13:49
      The fruits of his labour are quite impressive ;)
    • Lovehoney Hella: July 27, 2012 14:10
      It's an actual Incredible Hulk cock! As much as I appreciate this deviation in horticultural development, it is still Satan veg.
    • AliMc: July 27, 2012 22:10
      This would be perfect for Toy With Me Tuesday
    • Nymeria: July 28, 2012 02:14
      Interesting concept... but no thanks lol.

      Besides, I imagine it wouldn't have a very long shelf life. ;P

    • True Pleasures: July 29, 2012 20:45
      They actually do something like this in Disney. They have Mickey Mouse molds that they grow pumpkins in to look like Mickey.
    • Incendiaire: July 31, 2012 01:02
      This is probably the only way you'd ever get a vegetable inside me.
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      Get a Sybian. Yes, they're quite expensive, but they're worth every penny. My wife loves her's. Nothing else even comes close. Every woman should own one.
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      Vibrators happen to be the most conventional type of sex toy.
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