"Not for the faint of heart. Or arse." Best Sex Toy Reviews of May 2012
Write a sex toy review for Lovehoney and you could be in with a chance to win a whopping £100 to spend on whatever you like!
Each month we also choose a selection of highly commended reviews and reward them each with a whopping 2,000 Lovehoney Oh! Points to spend as they wish, or perhaps save up to spend on a luxury sex toy.
Review of the Month
Our winning review this month blends humour with insight and expertise from an "experienced, versatile arse player".
We loved the way the reviewer explained the product's unique selling points while outlining how they enhanced his experience - not to be missed.
The runners up this month have something in common: they all warmed our hearts with their testimonials. Congratulations, and enjoy spending your Oh! Points.
"They have fixed me. Tightened me. I can cough to my hearts content without fear. My orgasms are amazing and I only wish I had bought them ages ago! If you are are considering buying these, do. It they have literally changed my life!"
"We want to have kids soon and were told we would need a medical vibrator which costs up to £700 but were advised to try some high street vibrators first. The magic wand was our last hope before we started saving up for the medical vibrator, and to our ultimate surprise it worked."
"This lubricant made a world of difference! It feels exactly like my own natural lubrication, and does not stop working halfway through! Sex was not only painless, but on our first use I was able to achieve orgasm for the first time in many weeks."
"All my life I have had inverted nipples. NOT ANY MORE! It does exactly what it says it will do. Just a short burst 2/3 times a day, and these bad boys are here to stay!"
"My doctor recommended something like this as it may help to improve the blood flow to the old fella. I had also started to develop slight Peyronie's Disease (your cock starts to go banana shaped)… It has taken a surprisingly short time to not only correct the odd shape but I have seen also, as has my wife, a huge difference in the resting size."
Make sure you write a sex toy review to be in the running next month!