1. How Do I Have Sex With My Teddy Bear?

    How to have sex with a teddy bear

    Having Sex With a Teddy Bear

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    How do I have sex with my teddy bear?

    You don’t say if you’re leaning toward furry fetish, you think soft toys offer the best sex simulation platform or you’re just looking for a cuddly companion to get frisky with. Either way around, I can help you to have sex with your teddy bear.

    If it’s all about cuddly textures and if you’re a straight man or a lesbian, you may want to think about buying a Teddy Babe Deluxe. These sex dolls are made from soft plush with a squishy fibre filling around their flexible wire frames. They look like woman, they feel like a cuddly toy. With massive boobs and a penetrable pussy, Teddy Babes are an instant fix for furry lovers.

    If you have a specific teddy bear in mind that you want to get freaky with, then we’re going to get a bit Red Peter with some scissors, a needle and thread and your favourite dildo, vibrator or male masturbator.

    Spread teddy's legs and you should see a seam that runs all the way down his (or her) front from the front of the neck to the back. To effectively have sex with your teddy bear, you’re going to have to unpick this seam to allow for the insertion of your favourite toy before sewing it into place.

    To turn your teddy bear into a male masturbator

    How to have sex with your teddy bearUnpick the seam to create a hole in his front that you can slot your masturbator into. If your masturbator has two entries then you’ll need to make a second hole in the back that’s level with the first to allow the male masturbator entry points to rest comfortably.

    Once you’ve made these holes, you can slot your masturbation sleeve in effortlessly. You’ll then want to sew the seam up as much as possible, keeping the male masturbator firmly lodged inside Teddy. It’s possible that you’ll need to remove some excess stuffing, but think of this as Teddy’s imperfect genitals being removed so that a skilled surgeon (you) can replace them with something Teddy can have much more fun with.

    To turn your teddy bear into a female masturbator

    You’ll need to unpick the same seam as described in the male masturbator instructions in order insert your favourite toy. It’s easiest to use a flared-base dildo with balls as the base can be sewn into the bear with the balls and penis protruding. If you want to use a toy that doesn’t have a flared base then you’ll need to find a way of lodging the vibrator or dildo in place so it doesn’t come loose. Placing bulkier cock rings tightly around the shaft before sewing Teddy up will prevent any slippage.

    Fans of flared toys can also turn teddy into an interchangeable sex doll by using an O-ring. You can either buy a metal O-ring and stitch this into Teddy’s crotch or simply sew an opening with the desired diameter. Beware that you will leave Teddy’s insides exposed using this method and that could get ugly.

    Comments (13)

    • Nymeria: September 15, 2011 13:11
      This was quite an insightful look into a fetish. I would have liked to see the end product of the teddy bear with a boner though. lol
    • Tamsin: February 23, 2013 21:58
      my 15 year old daughter wants to know how to get rid of her tits without getting them cut off any ideas
    • Helen: February 28, 2013 16:36
      Why does your daughter want to get rid of her tits?
    • Cassidy: July 17, 2015 13:21
      Thank you for this nice and open look on a so "cute" fetisch! *g*
    • austin: May 28, 2016 22:50
      i want to have sex
    • Zarhaa: May 31, 2016 13:52
      I always want to have sec with my teddy and im only 14 what do i do ???
    • Suvannah: July 07, 2016 04:16
      thank you for the revise you are awesome
    • R9el: December 16, 2016 05:15
      How do boys do this
    • Abbie Enid Williams: January 14, 2017 14:47
      I had a go it was great! But if anyone knows anywhere I can get waterproofer from that would be great. My bear looks like it's been left in a bath! Lol
    • Anonymous: March 07, 2017 15:55
      Sex is great and I love this
    • Nyx: April 06, 2018 04:24
      I use a strap-on. Stuff a pillow in between the strap-on and stuffed animal and do it that way. But I love the idea.
    • Chardinea: June 17, 2018 22:13
      I love this
    • Salamhum: June 23, 2018 22:41