1. The Dildo That Douches

    Shower dongThe shower head is one of our favourite household objects to misuse (along with electric toothbrushes, hairbrushes and the spin cycle of our washing machines) so it should come as no surprise that sex toy brand Toy Joy have come up with something to make abusing the shower cubicle extra easy.

    The Toy Joy Pleasure Fountain is a shiny purple cock with its own length of hose that attaches directly to the shower fitting to make getting clean feel delightfully dirty.

    The 6.75-inch shaft of this sub-aquatic dildo is punctured with holes, allowing the full force of your power shower to blast its way through the shaft in every direction. It may be an experience that only the most pierced man on Earth can empathise with, but being on the receiving end of this fountain of cock is a uniquely pleasurable experience that your shower head can’t compete with.

    For fans of douching, the Pleasure Fountain Shower Attachment Dildotakes all of the hard work out of the process and turns it into hard cock.


    If you want a thorough clean before play, then using this douche dildo allows you to clean up as part of foreplay as well as preparing you for penetration.

    A watery dildo that’s also a douche? Awesome!

    Editor's note: As a testament to this toy's epic popularity, it's currently out of stock. But don't worry, the Colt Shower Shot Spraying Water Dildo Doucheis on hand if you still need a showerdong!

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