"I couldn't believe I was f-ing a bit of rubber in a beer can" - Sex Toys Review Round-Up
Gulp! It's been another week of you telling it to us straight in your sex toy reviews - and thank goodness everything seemed to meet your approval.
This week's sex toy review round up
Feeling a pang of adult Twilight fever was author Madeline Moore reviewing her own grown-up vampire thriller Lust at First Bite."In all honesty, false modesty aside, this is the vampire short story collection you really want to read, keep, and read again." Read the review.
Reviewing a Lovehoney favourite, Mewsical gave some excellent tips on how to play the Kama Sutra Foreplay Cards. "The winner of each round was allowed to pick a card at random from the losing player's hand, and whatever the card depicted was acted out immediately." Read the review.
Soon-to-be-penniless Pobby relished her Leg Avenue Darling Dorothy Gingham Dress and laments, "if all Leg Avenue kit is this good quality, I will soon be penniless." Unfortunately yes, it's all that lovely! Read the review.
Maybe expecting a little too much from her Adam and Eve 8 Inch PleasureSkin Dildo was capetonian, though her partner will probably be glad to hear it! "My boyfriend could very well become redundant - pity it doesn't do kissing." Read the review.
Giving us our one-liner this week was f-bomb fan phuckmuppet. The Fleshlight Sex in a Can O'Doyle's Stout "got me so hot and I couldn't believe I was f-ing a bit of rubber in a beer can". The review speaks for itself!
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