"(Nothing says sexy quite like a wet flannel)" Sex Toys Review Round-Up
What's been going on this week? (You'll be surprised to hear it's all been happening in brackets). Seriously, this week your sex toy reviews have been jam-packed with parenthetical asides (AKA 'stuff in brackets'). Read on to find out what's been said (in brackets).
This week's sex toy review round up
Having worn out an inferior bullet, Nic01 purchased the bestselling Tracey Cox Supersex Bullet Vibrator and found there was no love lost for her old vibe. "(As much as I loved the first one, losing it was the best thing to have happened to me!)" Read the review.
Giving us our one-liner this week was bumble who gave the medicinal-looking Pjur Med Energy Glide lubricant a good testing. Not entirely sure about the warming qualities of the lube she kept a clean-up cloth nearby. After all, "(nothing says sexy quite like a wet flannel)." Read the review.
JabbyJab steps forward to explain what enthusiastic rabbit usage has done to the Lovehoney Jessica Rabbit 2.0 G-Spot Vibrator. Worse for wear, the ears turned into a "bunny stump (surprisingly still quite satisfying though!)" Read the review.
Bashful Babe's review of the delicious Cake Kissable Body Butter waxed lyrical about the scent, but explained the moisturising properties left a little to be desired. "(Is it ironic that a moisturiser dries you out? Alanis Morissette has confused me.)" Read the review.
Loves huni's experience of the Tracey Cox Supersex Silicone Love Ring can be summed up as "Super ring, super sex, super orgasms" but warns "(good luck getting him to last once the toy is on and in place!)" Read the review.
Do you have any opinions on your sex toys (especially ones you might mention in brackets)? Why not test out some sex toys and let everyone know how it went by adding a new review.