"The Mary Poppins of sex toys" Sex Toys Review Round-Up
A week of refined and nostalgic sex toy reviews this week, with Victorian harlots, Mary Poppins and the Three Tenors getting a look in. Never fear though, there's plenty of sexy time satisfaction among the highbrow references.
This week's sex toy review round up
MsEllie got herself laced tightly into the Sweet Streak Underbust Waspie and reports that "I had to hang on to the bedpost as hubby heaved and wrenched, pulling me in with every tug. Getting dressed to go out has never been so erotic!" How did she feel? "Like some Victorian harlot." Oh, how you do send us into paroxysms MsEllie! Read the review.
Bringing exquisite pleasure to LovelyLady was the Lovehoney Magic Mini Rabbit Vibrator. "As a single lady, I haven't quite had a reason to raise my voice in the bedroom but this mini rabbit had me singing like one of the tenors!" With this waterproof vibrator, singing in the shower has never been so pleasurable. Read the review.
Keeping it quiet was Ecksvie who enjoyed the Lovehoney Silencer 2.0 Whisper Quiet Waterproof Vibrator this week. She gives us our one-liner this week, with the conclusion that this super-quiet vibrator is, "the Mary Poppins of toys – practically perfect in every way!" Read the review.
There were contortions aplenty in Mad4Sex's bedroom as he and his partner gave the Lover's Choice 52 Sex Positions Cards a thorough testing. Unfortunately, some of the positions were a little ambitious and destined for the, "you're having a laugh, only try this if you are built like an olympic gymast or wish to end up in traction" pile. Read the review.
Buttercup.'s experience with the Vibrating Silicone Cock Ring was clearly a revelation - in more ways than one. She tells us that "I leave it at my boyfriend's house, and soon worked out that he was using it alone!" We love it when a toy is a hit for both partners! Read the review.
Got some free time this weekend? Or need to relax after some hectic Christmas shopping? Why not test out some sex toys and let everyone know how it went by adding a new review.