"[insert Ashford & Simpson lyrics here]" Sex Toys Review Round-Up
F-f-f-f-f-freezing temperatures outside, but red hot bedrooms across the country (judging by this week's sex toy reviews at least). The was one reviewer left cold though, but who? Read on to find out.
This week's sex toy review round up
We loved Old hetro's review of the Monkey Spanker Male Masturbator and the re-invigorated sex life he's been enjoying. "I have been able to stir the chap from its slumber to an aroused and wanton hardness." Read the review.
A hot contender for the title's one-liner this week was Sammy C in a review of Durex Play Very Cherry Lubricant 50ml. "Very easy to use, if you're not a moron. Pump it until liquid comes out. Sound familiar?" Why, now that you mention it it does! Read the review.
It was lickmadick who was left cold by the catchily-and-not-at-all-cumbersomely-named Super Xtreme Scorpion Vibrating Ring with Dual Stinger Anal Vibrator which is apparently "as good as sticking a pen where the sun don't shine… " Ouch. Read the review.
NakedAce provides the cryptic one-liner this week, taken from his review of the Big Daddy's Cock Ring "I must say, it was on tight and I was [insert Ashford & Simpson lyrics here] for ages." Did you have to google it? We did and then sang along to the full song on YouTube. Read the review.
Getting down, but not too dirty was tigerlilies with her Lelo Sutra Chainlink Cuffs. "Only a company from a sexually liberated county like Sweden would advise ‘Dry Clean Only’ for bondage gear, so with that in mind, don’t take them to a sploshing party." Read the review.
It's set to be a chilly weekend across the country, so time to hunker down and get some testing underway. Let everyone know how it went and add a new review.