"It has the subtlety of a big neon sign" Sex Toys Review Round-Up
A wildly wet and windy week has kept you indoors with a host of sexy gadgetry to keep you occupied. But what were the hits and misses this week in your sex toy reviews? Read on to find out.
This week's sex toy review round up
MsEllie gave use the blog title's one-liner this week when reviewing the less than discreet Amorous Large 10 Function Remote Control Love Egg. "My husband imagined that having to run across the room and point the remote up my skirt rather destroyed the mystique of this product." Read the review.
High praise indeed for the Rends R-1 Controller with USB Vibrating Egg Bullet. With a reputation for power, it certainly lived up to the hype according to Lady Glory."If your old bullet/egg or the clit stim on your rabbit just doesn't do it for you anymore, then this WILL." Read the review.
Joystick found a unique positive for the SI-X Type R Realistic Male Masturbator. Mainly that it isn't one of "those big torso models which just freak me out as it looks like you dismembered someone's crotch area! " Read the review.
Stepping into the unknown was 007sex, trying the MTX Auto Robotic Mouth Blow Job Masturbator. Was this motorised gadgetry worthy of James Bond? "It basically felt like rubbing a bag of ball bearings up and down your penis." We'll take that as a 'no' then. Read the review.
Whether your toy has been a high-tech delight or a defunct loser, let everyone know about it and add a new review.