Best Sex Toy Reviews of October 2010
Because reviews help everyone decide what is going to be the best sex toy for them, we love it when you take the time to make them in-depth and honest. Each month, we give £100 worth of sex toys to the person who writes the Lovehoney Review of the Month. We also choose highly commended reviews and reward them with 2000 Oh! Points a piece. So without further ado, it's time to announce who we have chosen as October's overall winner.
Review of the Month
Winning £100 of sex toys this month was intentionless who proved that being succinct and witty is a winning combination, with his review of the Tracey Cox Supersex Stroker. Alas, the stroker did not live up to his expectations, but his review is well worth the read for the full picture.
"If there's one thing I have mastered in my lifetime thus far, it's the skill of masturbating successfully without the need for any bells and whistles. For me a toy should take you to a new level entirely or it's not really worth it… To paraphrase Woody Allen, "even my worst orgasm was right on the money". It's just not a toy I'll be rushing to use again. My right hand, I'm afraid, remains ten times the Super Stroker this could ever be."
But stop press! All is not lost, on 31st October intentionless also reviewed the Jenna Haze Fleshlight Girls Lotus Fleshlight and it appears it was much more successful. Read the review.
Highly commended sex toy and lingerie reviews in Octomber
"A very happy spankee" in the shape of Kitty_McPlunder proves that you shouldn't judge a book by its cover. Reviewing (and pre-reviewing!) the Bondage Boutique Leather Blindfold and Paddle with Heart Shapes "I'd convinced myself that the blindfold looked way too small and stiff to be of any use, but boy was I wrong!" Read the review.
Tupperwareheart had a pretty horrific time with the Pasante Unique Non-Latex Polyethylene Condoms, but was still able to summarise the experience with humour. "Literally the only way I could describe the feeling of these condoms is having sex through a plastic bag. The offputting rustling, the chafing, the loose fit…" Read the review
Mr xxxx writes a fantastically well-informed review of the CyberSkin Superthick Realistic Gonzo Cock, complete with care instructions - after all, "love your Cyberskin toy and it will love you". Read the review.
Review regular, BashfulBabe, got her hands on a Bondage Boutique Leather Stud-Lined O-Ring Collar and described its sensory pleasures as well as its practicalities. "This has that glorious whiff, which is further intensified as it warms up. Also, with the smooth studs on the interior side as well as outside, you can feel the lovely chill at the various points." Read the review.
BoundinBlack wrote a great review of the Remote Control 10 Function Love Egg with Sleeve and really got us thinking about the teasing his "puppy" was experiencing. "She loves it, I love it, we can't recommend this "frustrating teaser" (her words) enough…" Read the review.
Don't forget to take inspiration from October's winner and highly commended reviews!