"Like trying to fill yourself up with a live eel." Sex Toys Review Round-Up
Cillit Bang, hippies and caravans have managed to make their way into your sex toy reviews this week - not forgetting, of course, the live-eel wannabe.
"This is insane, seriously." Says one reviewer, and we can only agree! Read on to find out what's been going on in bedrooms (and caravans) across the country.
This week's sex toy review round up
It was roaminghands who took on the challenge of playing with the Clone-A-Willy Vibrator Moulding Kit whilst on holiday. "We, rather stupidly in hindsight, decided to do the kit on holiday in a caravan, making the slightly complex process even more challenging!" But it seems the result was satisfactory, as "after a bit of DIY whittling it has taken shape quite nicely". Whittling a willy? I can hear legs being crossed across the country…
Eros187 loved the TENGA Black Flip Hole. Or at least we think he did, when he said: "This is insane, seriously." The delectable sensations met his approval, "it’s great for me to have something to use when I am on my own, rather than just old Mrs Palm and her five daughters."
Our anguilliform (eel!) wrestler was Dark Soul who took on the Jelly Double Dildo and tickled us with their description. "Trouble is, it's too smooth, too bendy and when you're lubed up its like trying to fill yourself with a live eel. It would have been hilarious for an onlooker, but it was mightily frustrating from my point of view."
"Who could resist licking sucking and tweaking a pair of such invitingly pert nipples?" Well, quite! Testing out the Nipple Bulb Suction Pump was chipNroll who, "as a full fledged member of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee (I'm practically committee chairperson) [likes] to use my nipples to full advantage." Judging by the review, we're sure they caught many a person's eye!
And so the unlikely combination of Cillit Bang and hippies comes from Tigerlilies in her review of Sliquid Organics Natural Silk Lubricant. It seems the musky hippie smell won out, but "It's certainly preferable to the 'eau du carcinogen' that one can get with synthetic lubes." Make sure you read the blow-by-blow account for boys, toys and power showers.
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