"Cue the bathroom, lube and my posterior." Sex Toys Review Round-Up
September has arrived and the long, somewhat sunny days of summer are nearly over. Evenings are drawing in, summer breaks are a faint memory and it feels like even more of our time is spent at work than usual. But all is not lost. One glass-half-full Lovehoney reviewer asks "What better way to unwind after a long day at work than with an intense, all-over massage and toe-curling orgasm?!" And we can't argue with that!
This week's sex toy review round up
First up is vanilla who wore the Rene Rofe Seamless Chemise and fell in love with it - and herself in it. "Argh, I want to kiss the mirror!… I'm loving the stars and can't stop shaking my toosh in the mirror. I even spank my own ass I'm feeling that sexy in this thing." Her enthusiastic review stopped us in our tracks, we usually only get this sort of reaction from something that vibrates!
Speaking of which, Saint Arios had high praise for the super discreet Tracey Cox Supersex Bullet Vibrator, which she says is her "favourite toy in the world". But that's not the only reason for such affection and gratitude. "Thank you oh tiny bullet for saving me from years of teenage mortification and counselling." So Tracey Cox even preempts therapy - kudos!
Another woman keen on discretion is Onycha with her purchase of the Foot Long Sex Toy Case, which she adores, "on so many levels". Keen on a bit of space-time voodoo, she says that, "internally, the bag is clearly cheating on its rivals, as it employs TARDIS technology to fit everything in." We're sure the Doctor would appreciate Onycha and her bag of goodies as his new assistant.
On to SeduceUsNow and the Basix Twister Butt Plug 8.5 Inch. "Cue the bathroom, Durex Cherry Play Lube and my… well, my posterior." What a one-liner, and it seems 'P' had quite an experience with this "big, twisty, jellyfied, fruity-smelling Behemoth of a butt plug".
Lastly, the wise tigermunch wields her brand new favourite toy, the Tracey Cox Supersex Massager Vibrator. "What better way to unwind after a long day at work than with an intense, all-over massage and toe-curling orgasm?!" Well, quite. You know what Lovehoney will be doing come 5 o'clock…
If you've found a toy that you love, whether it's relaxing, stimulating, therapy-avoiding or discreet, then let everyone know by adding a new review.