Best Sex Toy Reviews of August 2010
Each month, we give £100 worth of sex toys to the person who writes the Lovehoney Review of the Month. It's been a bumper crop this August and so, in true village fayre style, we will be highlighting some 'highly commended' reviews as well.
First things first, winning the £100 prize for August is new user and self-confessed "gentlemen of aesthetic discernment" Dirk Diggler with his review of the Dirty Fukker Jockstrap Underwear. Writing a piece that wouldn't be out of place in GQ magazine, the opening paragraph is a great scene-setter:
"Go to any high street department store, and it’s the same old story. Women’s lingerie takes up the best part of a floor, while men’s pants lurk disconsolately at the back of the shop like a hidden shame, with the choice on offer limited to chavvy boxer shorts and saggy-assed, passion-killing Y-fronts that your grandad would blush to be seen in. But things don’t have to be this way, and kudos is due to Lovehoney for making an effort to offer a selection of men’s underwear with some originality and flair."
So what of the jock strap itself? "Supportive, stylish and oh so salaciously sexy, the DF jock, despite its in-yer-face branding, is a class act all the way." And to drive his point home, he even uploaded a photo of himself wearing them. Great stuff Dirk!
Don't forget to take inspiration from August's highly commended reviews.
Highly commended sex toy and lingerie reviews
BashfulBabe's review of the Tantus Alumina Motion Dildo gave us a great insight into her experience with a new sex toy and metal dildos. It inspired a fabulous Weekly Round Up title with, "limited in metal dildo experience - try putting that on your CV!" and blended humour with genuine excitement at exploring new toy territory.
New reviewer HotWings gave an excellent account of the Toy Joy Strapless Strap On Double Ended Dildo, answering questions that other couples may have about it - and giving some top usage tips. We also loved the bottom line: "Fantastic toy for couples wanting to try out an extra cock without the attached hassles!"
We really enjoyed the birthday story headsouth weaved into his review of the Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock Male Harness Kit - dressing gown and all. The pace of the review was fantastic and we look forward to reading more from this sexual adventurer. We loved it. You'll love it. Read it.
We're all for taking the English language and twisting to get the best descriptions possible and tronic's review of the Jenna Haze Fleshlight Girls Mouth did just that. Crafting phrases like "teeth nubs", "twisty bits" and "ribbly-dibbly ridges", he gave a description that both sexes can appreciate - a sign of an excellent review.