"A sponge with a suspicious hole in!" Sex Toys Review Round-Up
Judging by the number of reviews this week, the recent un-summery weather has been keeping you all indoors. But it seems you inventive types have been having more fun in the bathroom than the bedroom, as the Sex in the Shower range got more than its fair share of sex toy reviews this week!
So what is this "sponge with a suspicious hole in"? Thankfully, not a scratchy and soggy stroker sleeve.
This week's sex toy review round up
First up in the bathroom was MissTerryCleavage getting a foothold and using the Sex in the Shower Foot Rest. "I'm certainly not the slimmest of ladies and it really helped support my weight enabling really good sex in the shower for the first time ever." No more using the soap dish then, fab!
A slippery, sensual experience for masterandslave with the Sex in the Shower Foam Sea Sponge. "I found the slight roughness, lumps and bumps absolute heaven in contrast to the soft lather across my nipples or my inner thighs." And there's the hole, with a bullet vibe in. I suppose you might be able to use it as a masturbator, if you were really masochistic?
First-time reviewer Kippy tries out the Tracey Cox Supersex Bullet Vibrator, an orgasmic classic. The oldie but goodie is still hitting the spot, with Kippy reporting that "I think I may have scared my boyfriend, my reaction to it was so intense!"
Proving a reviewer to watch, munkytactics evaluated the magnificent effect of the Sqweel on his partner. A very lucky birthday gal, she got the real thing shortly followed by the lick-tastic simulator. Bottom line: "Get a Sqweel, and get your lady squealing almost as loudly as the Sqweel itself!"
And finally, a classic one-liner from SG40 that's had Lovehoney HQ chuckling all week. "The Anal Eaze Anal Desensitising Cream does say on the box 'cherry FLAVOUR' but I wouldn't try tasting it unless you want to end up speaking like Jamie Oliver." Pukka!
If you can get your words out better than someone with desensitising cream on their lips, then share your recent toy experiences by adding a new review.