1. "That wet patch on the sheet... that was me." Sex Toys Review Round-Up

    "That wet patch on the sheet… that was me," was just one of the fantastic one-liners from the 150 sex toy reviews we've received since our round-up last week.

    What else have Lovehoney customers have been enjoying - and saying - about the gadgets in their toy boxes?

    This week's sex toys review round up

    Lovehoney Powerful Pocket Vibrator

    "Small, pink, single-minded" is not necessarily a bad thing when it comes to vibrators. The Lovehoney Powerful Pocket Vibrator gets the seal of approval from telemachus as an "ambassador for orgasms". Less said about the in-laws the better though!


    A classic vibrant delivers a classic orgasm… no, the "BEST. ORGASM. EVER!" according to SexySiena reviewing the Lovehoney Jessica Rabbit 2.0 Slimline Vibrator. Need I say more?

    njoy Pure Wand Stainless Steel Dildo

    A short but sweet review from first-time writer Smink who had the ultimate G-spot experience with the delectable njoy Pure Wand Stainless Steel Dildo. The outcome of the "Best. Purchase. Ever"? "That wet patch on the sheet… that was me." Fantastic!

    Asscavator Large Butt Plug

    And now for something completely different as lookslikefun describes his wholly holy experience with the Asscavator Large Butt Plug and invites us all along for "some mind-and-ass- expanding company with my new playmate". If you can't handle this brute yourself, this review lets you appreciate it from the comfort of your computer chair.

    Bondage Boutique Parachute Ball Spreader

    We love innovation at Lovehoney and lolgasm proved a dab hand while customising his Bondage Boutique Parachute Ball Spreader: "I forgot to buy some weights when I ordered this, but after some brainstorming I soon solved this with a carabiner from my climbing kit and one of my girlfriends' handbags". You never know when that large selection of handbags will come in handy.

    Do you have any new toys, or any old ones currently unreviewed? Go ahead and give us your verdict by adding a new review.