Sex Toys: Renamed

Everyone at Lovehoney is encouraged to brainstorm and come up with new ideas for sex toys and naughty products.

Without these periods of creativity and inspiration, the Death By Orgasm range wouldn’t exist and neither would the brilliant, 5 star rated, Lovehoney SQWERTY Advanced Sex Toy Cleaner.

During one of these brainstorming sessions, a few of us got carried away with the idea of a series of sex toys based on our favourite songs.

We then started renaming anything and everything on the Lovehoney shelves with songs by bands such as The Smiths, Faith No More, AC/DC, Ted Nugent and even Britney Spears.

Check out our list of renamed sex toys below, then add your own in the comments section or over at the Lovehoney Community!

Real Name: Bonershaker/Ladyshaker His and Hers Massager
Renamed: ‘You Shook Me All Night Long’ by AC/DC

Real Name: Monkey Spanker Male Masturbator
Renamed: “Everyone’s Got Something To Hide Except Me and My Monkey” by The Beatles

Real Name: Doc Johnson Great American Challenge Huge Dildo
Renamed: ‘Epic’ by Faith No More

Real Name: Chocolate Body Paint
Renamed: ‘Paint a Vulgar Picture’ by The Smiths

Real Name: Bondage Boutique Xtreme Leather Chain Bondage Collar
Renamed: ‘Stranglehold’ by Ted Nugent

Real Name: Chloe Patent Platform Stiletto Shoes
Renamed: ‘Strutter’ by KISS

Real Name: Adam and Eve Realistic Ejaculating Dong
Renamed: ‘Jizzlobber’ by Faith No More

Real Name: TENGA Egg Wavy
Renamed: ‘Holding My Own’ by The Darkness

Real Name: Doc Johnson The Fist of Adonis Dildo
Renamed: ‘My Fist, Your Face’ by Aerosmith

Real Name: EXS Black Fantasy Coloured Condoms
Renamed: ‘Paint It Black’ by The Rolling Stones

Real Name: ID Juicy Lube Flavoured Lubricant
Renamed: ‘Lick It Up’ by KISS

Real Name: Durex Play Heat Lubricant
Renamed: ‘Hotter Than Hell’ by Motley Crue

Real Name: Stud 100 Premjact Delay Spray
Renamed: ‘My Gun Go Off’ by 50 Cent

Real Name: Deluxe Leather and Lycra Gimp Mask
Renamed: ‘I’m a Slave 4 U’ by Britney Spears