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  1. The Royal Mail Strikes are on but Lovehoney still delivers

    Sob, wail, gnash. Despite 30 hours of round-table talks (who was playing King Arthur?) , the Communications Worker's Union and the Royal Mail couldn't sort out their differences. So the strikes are on, no postal deliveries on Thursday or Friday.

    But never fear - this does not mean that your dildo delivery need be delayed. We've called in a crack squad of express couriers to pick up the slack during the strike days.

    For just £2.95 - or nowt if you spend more than £30 - you can avail yourself of our super-awesome choose-your-delivery day service.

    Order by 4pm Thursday and you could be tucked up in bed on Friday night with your new special friend. Sweet dreams!

    Happy shopping, my lovelies!

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