1. Read your best 5 sex toy reviews of the past week - and then check out the best from the US!

    Read your best 5 sex toy reviews of the past week - and then check out the best from the US!

    "I was on the bed before you can say F**k me boots!" yelps KittyPurry. Now that we've officially got your attention… welcome to this week's round-up of our favourite reviews you've written this week.

    And then feast upon best reviews from our friends in the US at edenfantasys, introduced by Gary. Always great to see what folk on t'other side of the pond are saying about their sex toys!

    Lovehoney's 5 Best Reviews of the Week

    Better Than Chocolate

    "With all the calories burnt from all the orgasms it will provide, you won't feel guilty for having a bar or five," thrills GoldiLocks after she tested her new massager. It makes a brave claim in its name but is her new toy from Nomi Tang really Better Than Chocolate?

    Cock Locker Knopler Nipple Suction Cups

    And now for something completely different. "My nipples almost beg me to use them every day," shrieks dooody69 on his debut review. "When they are taken off (pull steadily) my nipples are enormous. Easily as big as any woman's!" What product could have made this chap so excited? Why, the Cock Locker Knopler Nipple Suction Cups, of course.

    Electra 5 Inch Heel Thigh High Stretch Boots

    KittyPurry's had a busy week… she's inked seven reviews on products as diverse as warming lube and bodystockings. But we must turn our attention to her feet, as KittyPurry exclaims: "I was on the bed before you can say F**k me boots!" You want to know more, of course you do… so read her entertaining missive on her Electra 5 Inch Heel Thigh High Stretch Boots.

    Lovehoney Jessica Rabbit 2.0 G-Spot Vibrator

    A typographical error or a just a bit of fun? Whatever the case, we're delighted to welcome reviewer cheescaek to the fold. "I couldn't imagine the 'rabbit ears' doing anything for me as I've only ever been able to reach orgasm myself," she says on her debut review. Discover whether she subsequently changed her mind after extended use of the Lovehoney Jessica Rabbit 2.0 G-Spot Vibrator.

    BASIC Sex Toys Vibrating Mega Ring

    Another debut review, this time from first-time sex toy user count duckula. "The vibrations from the surprisingly powerful vibe turn my little soldier into a human vibrator and, I have to say, the feeling was brilliant," he quacks, after spending quality time with the BASIC Sex Toys Vibrating Mega Ring - and his other half!

    Brilliant stuff. Want to tell the world about your experiences with the toys (and much more!) you've bought from Lovehoney? Here's where you review your sex toys.

    And from our friends in the US, edenfantasys, comes their best five reviews of the week… here's Gary to tell you all about it.

    It's been dark and stormy here in Philly again. I don't know what it is about Friday in particular that displeases the sun god so much; perhaps it is just this city. We had 152 reviews come in this week, which is outstanding since most of you were (hopefully) out doing something crazy on a 3 day weekend!

    Ladies and Gentlemen, here are this week's 5 reviews…

    Dirty Geisha: "The Dildo Manifesto: Music to the Pussy" - a review of the OhMiBod traditional vibrator by Suki LLC. First off, welcome to the community! Here we have Dirty Geisha's very first review of the very unusual OhMiBod (a vibrator that decides its own speed and intensity based on what music you sync it to). Dirty Geisha says that "This is the perfect blend of sex and music, you couldn't get any better unless you were masturbating at a concert".

    Brandon: "Tease to Please with These!" - a review of the Thigh and Wrist Cuff Set by Sportsheets. This is a great review, and a great story. Brandon and his wife had never used restraints before trying out this set. They had such a great experience with that his wife even said "that was the best sex of her life", now how do you top that?

    MaxD: "…I Thee Wed!" - a review of the Mail Order Bride female love doll by California Exotics. I will admit that I have a soft spot for inflatable doll reviews, just for the entertainment value. MaxD had joked about starting a club for everyone that has 'been with' an inflatable doll. I can only imagine group insignia. Ok, now go read the review!

    Enna: "Smooth and Silky Butt Plug" - a review of the Artisan Glass Bulb butt plug by California Exotics. Welcome back Enna! (It's been a few months her last review.) This plug just looks so friggin' cool! Enna warns us that it is probably too big for any beginners to anal play (and that she should have probably not started so big). But, once she worked up to being able to comfortably use this plug, it was great!

    Sammi: "Make A Penis IN Your Kitchen" - a review of the Peni-Cake Pan by California Exotics. Not only is this a great review that includes cooking tips on using the pan but, she made a ton of different foods in different colors, and took pictures of them for you all to check out on her website (a link to the photos is in the review).

    Have a great week everybody!!

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