1. You Never See A Nipple in the Google Express

    Sharon Sloane Latex In and Out Panty This week it's Lovehoney versus Google AdWords.

    In the ongoing oppression by 'the man' we have recently been informed that some of our photographs featuring female models, particularly the Sharon Sloane Latex In and Out Dildo Panty, contain too much nudity.

    So we don't offend anyone, we always try to remove any nipples or genitalia from our product photographs via some very strategic editing and Photoshop wizardry.

    But even though we've removed the nipples (how offensive they are!) our models are apparently still too naked so Google banned our AdWords for those products saying:

    "These pictures would be classified as nude. My advice would be to remove the image completely and find another with no nudity to represent the product."

    Unsure of exactly how much clothing they need to be wearing, we've started designing our own nipple pasties in the hopes of achieving the Google-overlords' approval.

    Optimus Prime Nipple Pasties

    Optimus Prime will protect your baps lovely bondage lady.

    The Queen gives boobs the royal seal of approval

    The Queen adds her royal seal of approval.

    Soon they'll be wanting us to get off their lawn and get a proper haircut…

    (Thank you to the wonderful John Cooper Clarke for inspiring the title.)

    Comments (4)

    • Dave: May 08, 2009 13:04
      Would it be acceptable to have a nipple pasty that's a picture of a nipple?
    • LoveHoney - Carly: May 08, 2009 15:08
      Oooh! That's clever! I like it...
    • MistressCara: January 06, 2010 12:17
      Oh my god I love the Queen ones. Maybe you should make personalised pasties! Then women can beat men in the head stakes, you know, having three instead of two. Haha
    • LoveHoney - Carly: January 11, 2010 11:09
      Haha! Excellent idea MistressCara! I'll put it forward to our printing team and see what they say...