1. The Large Hadron Collider Didn't Kill Us All! Celebrate With Lovehoney!

    BASIC Sex Toys Vibrating Water RingYes, I am scientifically aware enough to understand that the likelihood of the Large Hadron Collider actually sucking the entire Earth and everything we know into a black hole is 1 in 50 million, but we here at Lovehoney think it's a good reason to celebrate anyway!

    Especially as our own technological advances have been released this week, too! Say hello to the BASIC range - which stands for Beginner's All-purpose Sex Instruction Code!

    These are a collection of simple, easy-to-use love rings, finger vibrators and bullets that give you a great, cheap way to try sex toys for the first time! They're also perfect for sex toy aficionados who want a sexual boost without breaking the bank!

    Small and discreet enough to slip into your handbag, these are practically made for a dirty weekend away!

    The BASIC Sex Toys Vibrating Love Bullet is a skin-safe vibrator that delivers instant thrills at just the push of a button. The batteries are quickly and easily replaced too, so the fun never has to stop!

    It costs £4.99 for one but if you buy 3 or more, they're just £2.49 each! Why would you need three you ask? One for your handbag, one for your bedside table and one for your travel bag, of course!

    If you're after a toy-for-two, try the BASIC Sex Toys Vibrating Water Ring. This waterproof, vibrating cock ring is thick and stretchy for the most comfortable fit ever! Slide it onto his erect penis and turn on the vibrations for a stiffer more sensitive erection for him and stimulating, clit-teasing fun for her!

    Buy one for just £4.99 or grab three or more for just £2.99 each! A brilliantly sexy stocking-filler for all your friends!

    Plus it all comes in gloriously retro packaging too, harking back to the days of the Commodore 64 and BASIC programming (that's Beginner's All-purpose Symbolic Instruction Code, as opposed to our sexy version)!

    So even if the universal big bang does nothing for you, the Lovehoney BASIC big bang will!

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