1. 25 Most Disturbing Sex Toys

    Mini Tongue Vibrator

    What's the most interesting part…

    1. Reading about what US comedy website Cracked considers to be the 25 Most Disturbing Sex Toys


    2. Seeing how many of them are sold at Lovehoney


    3. Realizing how many of them I actually own?

    I don't know, perhaps I've just gotten jaded, but I don't see how a vibrating tongue can be disturbing - but then I spend most of my time pondering what they can do with such a toy to make it more tongue-like, so perhaps I have the wrong mind-set. I will say, though, that at least a few of the toys listed in their article are highly rated, like the I Rub My Duckie vibrator.

    I'm not sure where one can go about buying the Orca dildo, but perhaps if you dropped the buyers at Lovehoney an email…? I won't tell. However, if you saw something on the list that caught your eye, here is where you can find some of the Lovehoney equivalents:

    Colt Power Stroker Masturbator

    Pink Mouth Speed Bump Fleshlight Insert (add your own fake moustache)

    Doc Johnson Pony Play Butt Plug

    Steel Anal Speculum

    Xtreme Fetish Smooth Vinyl Chin Dildo

    mystim Pure Vibes Electro Sex Stimulation Unit

    Spartacus 5-Ring Rubber Gates of Hell

    Dirk Yates Ammo AR-50 Waterproof Anal Rocket

    CB-6000 Designer Male Chastity Kit Wood Finish

    There are a couple more on the list that you can find, but I'll leave them there for you to find like a deliciously kinky Easter egg hunt. Have fun, you crazy kids.

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