Distressing Scents and Lady Parts - Vulva Real Vagina Scent
Oh, my stars and garters, y'all. Harvey Nichols has unveiled a new perfume that smells of… blood, sweat, saliva, and semen. No, seriously.
I have exactly zero idea of who would want to wear this - last I heard, we were all taking showers to get rid of these scents, but what do I know? These crazy kids these days. The stuff even costs £76, which might technically be more than the current cost of all the clothes that I'm wearing.
Of slightly more useful bent, though still definitely odd, is the new Vulva Real Vagina Scent. I feel silly saying it, since it is all in the name, but this stuff… smells like a woman's vagina. Or her vulva. Or her vulva/vagina/real. But even better than the other perfume (at least… I hope this is a difference), the Vulva scent also tastes like the real thing.
Um… considering the effect it supposedly had on the male testers, I'm thinking using it to arouse your man… in… some way. And certainly men can use it on their own toys (though you should spot check it with silicone - I'm not trusting this one til someone tells me it doesn't go all melty). I'm not completely sure about women wearing it for perfume. Though I'm almost tempted to see how it spices up my metro ride.
There is a new review in and the guy seems to love it:
This replicates the natural scent of a vagina. Just place a little on the back of your hand and wait a minute before having a sniff… Great for making willy hard.
If you have an iPod with orgasmic sounds, some good porn, a Fleshlight and this… You won't be seen for hours - days even!