No One Understands All Sex Toys
Due to a bit of a postal snafu (thanks for the great service, Royal Mail!), I ended up getting two packages from Lovehoney on Thursday morning. It was nearly more decadence than one house can handle at a time. Enough time had passed from my making the orders to getting them that I had pretty much forgotten what I had chosen - enough, in fact, that I couldn't completely remember why I had chosen everything in the boxes.
Which is why I currently have toys that I'm not completely sure what to do with. I wanted to take a look at more advanced cock rings, like a double-ring model (I've always tended towards simple vibrating cock rings, since I haven't yet needed to use them for stamina purposes) - I'm supposing this is why I have the Spartacus Heavy Metal Dual Cock Rings hanging out by my bed.
But this did get me to thinking - there has to be a sex toy out there for just about everyone that they find a little bit befuddling. Do you find vibrating eggs perplexing? No idea what to do with anal beads? Let me know and we'll figure it out together.