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  1. Flummoxed by Valentine's Day? Say it with sex toys!

    Or at least keep it simple and on-message with gifts featuring the irrepressible love heart, still a winner all these years on.

    Top 5 for Her
    Let her show she cares by dressing up and giving you a Valentine's night to remember. Choose between a dash of sophistication with the Leg Avenue Hearts Mesh Bikini Set and a cheekier daring heart-shaped string… Or tease the slut in her with a shameless (and crotchless) heart thong.

    If wardrobe improvements aren't her thing or her shelves are overflowing already, why not spoil her with a love heart stimulator or vibrating egg and encourage her to put on a show for you? The egg doubles up as a reflexology aid for girls who pretend they're not into toys, making this a failsafe purchase to spare her blushes!

    Top 5 for Him
    Get him to stay harder longer to while away those long winter nights with a heart-shaped silicone cock ring or bullet-loaded lovemaker clitoral stimulator.

    For a gentle nudge in the direction of bedroom hi-jinks, why not try feeding him some X-rated Love Hearts?

    And if you want to take this opportunity to broaden his mind, why not try leaving a roll of designer heart-print bondage tape or a love hearts spanking paddle on the bed to spur his imagination to darker depths?

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