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  1. Grab your Jack Jelly for Global Orgasm Day

    Instead of the usual reasons for having a quick one off the wrist, why not do it for a noble cause? The good people at Global Orgasm have decreed that 22nd December is Global Orgasm day, when all the positive energy created by a planet-wide Thomas-the-Tank will magically cure the world of all its ills. Worth a try I suppose. If it doesn't work, can we do it again next year? And guys, if you do decide to take part, don't forget your Jack Jelly

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