Spem Tester Sarah - Diary - Day 5
Oh my head…..
We went out, got quite smashed and came home. It was still quite early so we invited friends round. I had one too many, had to go for a lie down and missed the rest of the frivolities.
In the wee small hours, I was woken with a kiss from my knight in naked armour, his pink Excaliber at the ready and we indulged in some genital jousting. And boy did he Camelot! No tasting today.