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  1. Sperm Tester Sarah - Diary - Day 3

    I was woken early this morning by Jason's protuberance pressed up against me, but before I had a chance to make use of it my alarm went off and I had to get up for an 8.30 meeting at work.

    I spent the day thinking of what I could do to him when I got home, however it was my turn to be the ice-cream tonight (Lyon's Maid .. or should that be Loins Maid?) and to cut a long story short I ended up with his soon-to-be apple sauce inside me instead of my mouth - no tasting tonight then! Well not without some nifty yoga positions…

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    • DonQuinoa: September 14, 2006 09:02
      Of course the flavour of Sperm can be changed! Ask any woman with a Vegan man! (or boyfriends with a vegan men?)

      Vegans taste far better! Without that rotting flesh in your system and more fruit and vegetables in your diet research says vegan love juice is much better!

      It's funny that meat eaters have to buy a pill to get their sperm to taste better!!!

      Ha Ha Ha!

    • Jason: September 14, 2006 10:28
      Why do you assume I'm a meateater ya twat! I've been a vegetarian for over 20 years.


    • Jason: September 14, 2006 10:29
      And we didn't buy them. We were given them for this experiment.


    • Maya: September 16, 2006 09:37
      I remember someone saying to me once don't assume as it makes an ass out of u and me - know that one? Hope all's going well with you guys. Maya and Shane.
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