1. Sex Doll Thief Gets Blown Out

    Sunday Life: A randy thief was left feeling deflated last week after he got six months for stealing a blow-up doll from a sex shop.

    There was sniggering in the public gallery of Belfast Magistrates' Court as a prosecutor told how Mark Short (18), stole the inflatable woman from the Private Lines sex shop in Gresham Street.

    Short, of Bruslee Way in north Belfast, was one of a gang of youths who entered the seedy sex shop in July 21, 2004 and tried to force open the till to steal cash.

    The gang fled without any money.

    However, a blow-up doll in the shop must have caught Short's eye, because he returned five days later and stole the kinky sex toy!" [Read the full story]

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