1. The Bling Bling Vibrator!

    Jewellry, watches, phones - they're all passe if you want to stand out from the crowd with something really bling. What you actually need to be Queen Bling is a Le Lynx Titanium Vibrator, a truly sumptuous vibe that's crafted in one of the shiniest metals known to man and comes in an exquisite leopard print and velvet-lined box. It's expensive at £160 but because it's built of medical-grade titanium, it will last and last and last, giving you quite literally years of pleasure. It looks the part and it does the business. What more could you want?