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  1. Self Love Through The Ages

    Bits Of News carries a deeply historical and deeply amusing article about how masturbation has been vilified from generation to generation, but absolutely everyone's at it. The snappily titled In Defense Of Wanking; Fairy Tales And Pud-Pulling. A sample quote:

    Now, first off, I think I can safely say that just about every great person throughout history, man or woman, is, or has been, a practising wanker. Most of them, much like the rest of us, are just not that up front about it, even towards themselves. But some people, and by no means just professional writers, tend to record just about anything and everything in their diaries. Most people just don't get the posthumous honour of getting their most intimate and embarrassing scribblings printed in The Guardian.

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