A Bit Of A Dummy
File under Deeply Weird: Sky News reports that "a teenager has been charged with indecent exposure after he was caught trying to have sex with a female mannequin on display at an arts centre. Security guards found Michael Plentyhorse, 18, sprawled with the dummy on the floor with his trousers and pants down. Police spokesman Loren McManus said: 'There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin. That's the only way I know how to put it.'