1. Pretty Polly?

    Fort Myers, FL (All Headline News) - "Authorities arrest a woman after discovering her bra was padded with a stolen rare parrot.
    Police report 35-year-old Jill Knispel hid the Greenwing parrot in her bra after taking it from her employer, Baby Exotic Birds of Englewood.

    According to the Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission, when Knispel went to trade the bird for a vintage car, she told the car's owner how she stole the animal.

    Unfortunately for Knispel, the car's owner is friends with the man who owns the $2,000 bird."

    Quite difficult to follow on from that. Er…all our lingerie is guaranteed parrot-free?

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