1. Clinton And Lewinsky Condoms

    You couldn't make it up: "A rubber company in China has begun marketing condoms under the brand names Clinton and Lewinsky, apparently seeking to exploit the White House affair that led to the impeachment of the former American president". reports IOL. "Spokesperson Liu Wenhua of the Guangzhou Rubber Group said the Clinton condoms will go on sale in southern China for $3.72 for a box of 12, while the Lewinsky model will be priced at $2.35 for the same quantity. 'The Clinton condom will be the top of our line,' he said.

    Liu said the company had chosen to use the Clinton name because consumers viewed the former president as a responsible person, who would want to stress safe sex as an effective way to prevent the spread of the virus that causes Aids. 'The names we chose are symbols of people who are responsible and dedicated to their jobs,' he said. 'I believe Bill Clinton cannot be unhappy about this because he's a very generous man.'"

    Yes, Mr Wenhua, we're sure the former president will be thrilled to have the memory of his indiscretions emblazoned across the funbags of a nation. Still, can't argue with the importance of safe sex - we've got a whole website stuffed full of the best condoms money can buy at Lovehoney, through no Bill and Mony ones yet. Our contacts in Ghangzhou are on it…