"You used a dildo for WHAT?" 14 Fabulous Sex Toy Life Hacks

"You used a dildo for WHAT?" 14 Fabulous Sex Toy Life Hacks

by Sammi

on 22 Apr 2016

Herb the Lovehoney dog

We all know how much sex toys can improve our love lives, but what else are they good for?

If your favourite suction cup dildo is sitting idly in a drawer, or a beloved cock ring has had the batteries pilfered for the TV remote once too often, then it's time to give them a new lease of life.

To celebrate Lovehoney's 14th birthday, we've popped on our best "Blue" Peter thinking caps and come up with these 14 ingenious alternative uses for your neglected toys.

From furniture focal pieces, to sports accessories, to handy household tools (hah), our crafty Lovehonians have taken DIY to a whole new level.

For the kind of life hacks that you won't see on Pinterest, just read on…

1. Butt Plug Bottle Stopper

Pop your cookies, and then pop the champers.

Butt plug wine cork


2. Large Dildo Bookends

Who needs bookends when you can have a different kind of end? Perfect for holding your collections of Dickens, Johnson, and Hardy.

Dildo bookends


3. Anal Beads as a Dog Toy

We sense a "Fenton" moment if Fido runs across the park with these. (That's Herb in the picture, Lovehoney Roy's schnoodle puppy.)

Dog toy sex toy


4.Dildo Door Stopper

We were always told NOT to bang the door. Talk about mixed messages.

Dildo door stop


5. Suction Cup Dildo Toilet Roll Holder

Something tells us you won't forget to change the roll with this in your face.

Dildo toilet roll holder


6. Nipple Clamps Glasses Chain

We don't remember seeing Angela Lansbury toting these on Murder, She Wrote.

Nipple clamps glasses chain


7. Butt Plug Golf Tee

Can you say… hole in one?

Butt plug golf tee


8. Shower Foot Rest for Shaving Your Legs

For anyone who's ever pulled the shower curtain down trying to tame their bikini line.

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9. Bondage Lead as Dog Lead

Well, where do you think the idea came from in the first place?

Dog lead bondage collar


10. Butt Plug Light Pull

You'll never forget to wash your hands when you're leaving the bathroom again.

Butt plug light pull cord


11. Dildo Vase

"Ah, is this exquisite piece from the Ming Dynasty?"
"…Almost."

Dildo flower vase


12. Toothbrush Vibrator

What can we say? We care about your oral hygiene.

Vibrator plus toothbrush


13. Posable Dildo Coat Hook

Perfect for when fussy landlords won't let you drill anything else into the walls.

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14. Sex Doll Scarecrow

The lost episode of Worzel Gummidge, we believe.

Sex Doll scarecrow

Our 14th birthday celebrations don't stop here. Want to be in with a chance of winning a bundle containing our 14 all-time best selling sex toys? Head right this way.

And why not take advantage of our smashing birthday special offers? Hurrah!


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Written by Sammi. Lovehoney's Student Sexpert
Covering everything you need to know about sex at college

Originally published on 22 Apr 2016. Updated on 5 Aug 2020
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