Top 8 Quietest Vibrators

If you live with others or have thin walls, then a near-silent but still powerful vibrator is definitely the way to go...

There are many members of the wild and wonderful vibrator family that can deliver whisper-quiet quivers without compromising on power.

Lovehoney has tried and tested a range of toys, and carefully selected the quietest for your pleasure. Also, check out the Lovehoney Forum for more opinions and tips.

Best for portable power

Lovehoney mon ami Silicone Bullet Massager
£24.99 £34.99 You save: £10.00 (29%)

Small in size, bullet vibrators tend to be the quietest of all sex toys. This super-sleek dreamboat comes with 10 powerful speeds and pulses, controlled by a single button leaving you to concentrate on the job at hand.

What customers say: "Totally loving this little bullet. It’s small, it’s powerful and boy does it deliver ! This has to be one of my favourite toys ever. Everything about the design of this little toy is so well done, from the packaging, the colour and material, everything feels like a high quality product."

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Best for discreet travel

Lovehoney Flash 7 Function Rechargeable Clitoral Vibrator
£22.99 £29.99 You save: £7.00 (23%)

Enjoy powerful yet whisper-quiet vibrations with this discreet stealth-like lover. USB-rechargeable, this fabulous finger-shaped vibe beckons you with 4 speeds, 3 patterns and a precision tip to hit your hotspots.

What customers say: "This product is amazing. I bought it to spice up mine and my partner's sex life and it is great to use alone and together! Great settings, different intensities and vibrations, would 100% recommend!"

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Best for hitting your G-spot

Happy Rabbit G-Spot Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator

Intense pleasure and a large dose of happiness is yours with the Happy Rabbit 2 G-Spot Vibrator. Soaring arousal with 2 strong motors, 12 shaft functions and 3 ear speeds, the internal shaft tips you over the edge to breathless orgasms.

What customers say: "The toy is so soft and flexible allowing for easy insertion and smooth play. The head of the rabbit could also be used for clitoral stimulation as its just so soft! Other rabbits haven’t fit me anatomically, the rabbit ears are normally way too high or low but this is perfect."

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Best for secret stimulation

We-Vibe X Lovehoney Jive App Controlled Rechargeable Vibrating G-Spot Love Egg
£69.99 £99.99 You save: £30.00 (30%)

Want rumbly, thigh-quivering vibrations delivered straight to your G-spot? Of course you do. Thanks to its expertly contoured design, We-Vibe's deliciously stimulating love egg stays in place however much you wriggle, so your hands are free to wander.

What customers say: "My partner and I love the we vibe jive. It’s powerful vibrations are intense enough for our liking. Yet it’s very quiet and discreet. Having it connected to the app makes public use a bit fun and cheeky. Definitely recommend"

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Best for luxurious fun

Desire Luxury Rechargeable Remote Control Love Egg Vibrator

Spoil yourself or a partner with the blissful sensations of 8 patterns and 12 levels of adjustable intensity. This silken silicone siren is whisper-quiet and is wirelessly operated. Let the games begin...

What customers say: "The egg can be used externally as well as internally but it's inside where it really does it's magic. I find that it hits the spot and more, the range of pulse patterns means you can suit your mood and the varying intensity is a lot of fun, especially if your partner has hold of the remote!"

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Best for long-distance couple’s play

We-Vibe Chorus App and Remote Controlled Rechargeable Couple's Vibrator

For hands-free and long-distance loving this glorious gadget is heaven sent. With 10 rumbling vibration modes, the remote connects the Chorus to the free We-Connect app, which shares the toy's controls with your partner, wherever they may be.

What customers say: "We love this toy. It's the only couple's toy we've had any success with during PIV. It's pretty much hands-free, and it's really comfortable in a whole host of positions (for both me and Mrs Chimp). And it's got so many different options and ways to use it to choose from. Love it."

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Best for beginners

Fifty Shades of Grey Charlie Tango Classic Vibrator 6 Inch

This super-smooth classic vibrator is an ideal quiet companion. Great for both solo and couple’s play, the firm body and rounded tip enjoy 3 powerful vibration speeds and 4 patterns to tempt, tease and satisfy.

What customers say: "Extremely well made and finished with seven powerful vibrations. The rounded end is comfortable and the exterior is silky smooth. Our old vibrators have all gone into retirement. My wife and I both highly recommend this vibrator."

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Best for girth

Lovehoney Silencer Whisper Quiet Classic Vibrator 7 Inch

This substantial classic quietly and confidently delivers wickedly powerful vibrations along its 7 inches of insertable length and 4.75 inch circumference. Battery-powered and 100% waterproof, this sub is silent but deadly!

What customers say: "This thing is a little miracle worker! I am not ashamed to say that I have had difficulty being satisfied in sex and in masturbation, and this little device smashed all of my worries out the window! It is amazing!"

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