The Professor

Mad Scientist Professor Pleaseyourself

Exclusively appearing on Sex Toys TV, crazed sex toy scientist Professor Pleaseyourself beams his sex toy video despatches from a secret laboratory somewhere in the bowels of Wiltshire.

The mad genius behind sex toy manufacturer Love Labs - motto "Better Sex Through Science" - The Professor is single-handedly (if you don't count his billion-dollar research organisation) responsible for hit sex toys like iBuzz Two music-activated sex toy and the unique Inch Perfect Vibrator.

With a double-first in Vibronic Engineering and Sociosexography from the University of Pleaseyourself California, he is widely regarded by no-one as the world's leading authority on sex toy design.

When he's not hunched over a Bunsen burner and bubbling test-tube in the laboratory, The Professor can usually be seen applying his in-depth knowledge of aerodynamics to model the flight of ping-pong balls in the less reputable bars of Bangkok.