Secret Santa
Ho, ho, ho! Let LoveHoney take the strain away from finding that perfect Secret Santa prezzie - we've got a huge range of sexy gifts for a fiver and, best of all, you don't pay a penny for the postage!
Most Popular In Secret Santa
Kama Sutra Playing Cards
(17 reviews) IN STOCK Free Delivery
Pick a card, any card... 54 full-colour playing cards with a different position from the Kama Sutra on each.
After Dinner Willies Chocolates (10 Pack)
(15 reviews) IN STOCK Free Delivery
Ambassador! You're spoiling us with your dark chocolate willies with mint fondant centre. Ooh la la! The perfect post-prandial for any dinner party (except possibly the one with your new boss). 10 pack.
Let's Fool Around Sex Dice
(9 reviews) IN STOCK Free Delivery
The sexy adult foreplay game for two (or more!) naked or semi-naked grown-ups! Roll the dice and decide which body part you want to perform the given action on. No cheating!
Emergency Mini Vibrator
(1 review) IN STOCK Free Delivery
In case of an emergency, break out this mini vibrator and let its powerful vibrations give you orgasmic relief. A great novelty gift, containing a seriously effective vibrator. If in doubt, seek urgent sexual attention.
Kama Sutra Foreplay Cards
(9 reviews) IN STOCK Free Delivery
54 full-colour photographic playing cards, each with a different suggestion for erotic foreplay based on the Kama Sutra.
Chocolate Willy
(8 reviews) IN STOCK Free Delivery
Now here's something to get your teeth into. More than a mouthful of succulent milk chocolate penis to savour at your leisure. Practise your sultry technique or just gnash his head off!
Candy G-String
(5 reviews) IN STOCK Free Delivery
The candy necklace of your childhood gets an erotic upgrade with this super-sweet and super-sexy Candy G-String. Slip it on and let a lucky someone eat it off! Yummy!
Inflatable Perfect Man
IN STOCK Free Delivery
Give your ego a boost with your very own tall (imagination is needed), dark, handsome hunk. Canned for freshness, he is always ready to please you, even though he's only 50cm high.
Marshmallow Willies with Dipping Sauce
(5 reviews) IN STOCK Free Delivery
Fondue has never been so naughty! Grab a marshmallow willy and dip it in the gooey dark chocolate sauce. Great for hen parties and naughty nights in!
Classified Mr Moo Pouch
(6 reviews) IN STOCK Free Delivery
Not only a superb (and possibly unique) opportunity to house your member in a cow, this silly, silly pouch actually moos too!
Pasante Glow in the Dark Condoms (4 Pack)
(1 review) Free Delivery
Have fun in the dark with this 4 pack of glow in the dark flourescent condoms from Pasante. Guaranteed to light up your love-making and the only glow condom that is Kite & CE marked for quality and reassurance.
Ring for Sex Bell
(1 review) IN STOCK Free Delivery
You don't need to read body language or study sexual signals to know when your partner is in the mood with this clever bell! One ring for 'I'm ready', two rings for 'be quick' and three rings for 'GET HERE NOW'!
Candy Posing Pouch
(6 reviews) IN STOCK Free Delivery
A sweet and sexy candy posing pouch to keep his essentials tucked up nice 'n' neat. How long can you resist a little nibble at those sugary treats?
Ducky with a Dick
(3 reviews) IN STOCK Free Delivery
A bit like a dildo version of our popular I Rub My Duckie, this dick-enabled duck will help you keep your mind filthy while you clean your body, as well as providing the perfect companion for your other bathtime ducks!
Ring For A Fuck Bell
(1 review) IN STOCK Free Delivery
A stunning silver bell that you can ring every time you fancy a little fun! Great for pamper days, honeymoon holidays and naughty play time...
Sex! Card Game
(2 reviews) IN STOCK Free Delivery
Ever fancied trying an Open Toad? Not sure how to manage a Kneeling Blowfish? Learn on the game with Sex! Each card explicitly illustrates a sexual activity, letting you and your partner plan one of 100,000 possible fantasies in 3 distinctive games.
Edible Jelly Dildo
(4 reviews) IN STOCK Free Delivery
A smooth succulent dildo made from delicious strawberry flavoured jelly! Tease, tempt and seduce - then chomp down on the rounded head and textured shaft! De-licious!
Sex Counter Cock Ring
(1 review) IN STOCK Free Delivery
A stretchy, orgasm-enhancing cock ring that actually counts your BPM - otherwise known as Bonks Per Minute! Slide the cock ring over your penis and enjoy a longer, harder erection as well as the fun of knowing how many times you've thrust per session!
Bondage Vouchers
(2 reviews) IN STOCK Free Delivery
These 10 vouchers are perfect for switch couples who love to exchange power in the bedroom. Face sitting, hot wax and bondage all feature in this BDSM-flavoured favours booklet. Fill one out and slip it in his briefcase or her handbag for future fun.
Mini Love Heart Scroll Gift Set
(1 review) IN STOCK Free Delivery
21 challenges to make that romantic evening in extra special. Pick a scroll from the heart shaped box and follow the instructions. The perfect gift for a night of intimate adventure and sensual experiences.
Ring For A Kiss Bell
(3 reviews) Free Delivery
A beautiful bell that will get you the attention you deserve! Swing the handle and the metal bell will ring out loud, letting your partner know that you require a kiss immediately.
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