Top 10 reasons you wanted to be Sperm Testers
Posted on: September 12, 2006 08:09 | Posted by: Richard
With more than 2,500 applications, we had to have some way of choosing the right couples, so we asked potential Sperm Testers why they thought they'd make good test subjects for our suck-it-and-see trial.
We receieved a mind-boggling selection of responses from eager couples, many of which gave a startling insight into their relationships. You can just imagine the pillow talk...
1 "We've dyed his pubic hair, made a cock mould and put Space Dust inside me."
2 "After gobbling the same goo for 13 years, I'd definitely notice any difference in taste."
3 "My partner is a smoker and I would appreciate anything that would change the bitter taste in his fluids."
4 "I love to cum on her face and drink it after."
5 "We love to make each other sponk by mouth, tongue, WHAHEY"
6 "They don't call me the Wacky Cum Swallower for nothing!"
7 "We are both fussy eaters trying to get our five a day fruit and veg :)!!!!"
8 "Jon can cum for England (he is very generous with his 'load')"
9 "Pam is in the middle of changing her pill and can't have intercourse for the next month. The only sexual fun we are going to have is oral."
10 "I know how Stephen's semen tastes better than my own saliva. I'd notice any differences."
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yes i want to try this news product with my girl friend :-) but if this stuff is real i tell you the true...
Kiesha would most enjoy my semen like her favorite wines sweet and not bitter!:-)She has yet to savor a single drop of my current flavor:-(
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you know what your granny says ,an apple a day keeps the doctor away.and the best thing for a sore throught is a shot off come. so i would be a healthy girl..
hi,just going throuhg your very interesting site and noticed your looking for a sperm tester,well i had a good think about it and i would like to apply for the position.my husband and i are very active and would like to put our acctivity to more use and i thing being paid is just one more reason to have more oral play time. looking foward to your reply alison.
Hi I've just told my husband about the sperm tester/taster He thinks it's the best idea i've had since we met! and would love for us to try it out. I myself would like to simply because I dont like the taste of my hubby's sperm, I have tried a few things to try to make the experience more appetising ie, flavoured willy drops, melted chocolate, but it still leaves a bitter taste in the back of the throat ! Therfore we would like to apply for the sperm tester please (my hubby say's pretty please ! )
I would love to spend all day down on my man if the taste of his sperm wasnt so salty. I get him to the point of no return then I stop its not that I wont to its just the thought of the taste if there was something I could try to pleasure my man the way I long too, I myself or my man would take what ever we can to have the kind of fun we both wont.
I long for the day sperm tastes nice..
So both me and my partner would like to apply for the sperm tester test.
My wife has gone off sucking me since our second child because she doesnt like the taste anymore, she feels she is letting me down cos i used to love it so much, please help my spunk taste better, if you do i promise to buy loads of stuff from your website.
i would love to try this as i love oral sex but the taste of semen puts me of abit. plus an apple a day.....
What a fabulous idea...i adore oral sex, but even after my partner has a curry or a few beers i can taste the difference! We would be the ideal couple to do this test!!
sounds like a great idea my other half said he wud love it as i wud give him more bj's lmao i dont do oral normall as i dont like the taste of semen and my partner is missing out lol
i would love to see how you can make a man's seman change taste.. what fun it could be trying to find thouge.. my hubby love's it when i give him oral but i don't go all the way. and some time's that can be a pain for him. but yet he can go all the way with me... the thing is i know he would love it if i whent all the way...bless him lol
I have never been able to swallow sperm, I am put off by the taste .....but for my hubby's sake I would like to do it as he gives me fantastic oral!! I usually stop at the pre-cum stage or just before, I know he would love me to take it but the taste really makes me feel phyisically sick and I don't like the taste of latex even fruit flavoured latex,willing to give anything a go and can promise you good constructive reviews on this or any other topic.
I just love doing it oral. My husband never complains either particularly when I swallow his jiz! Although I don't mind the taste if it was flavoured that would make me swallow more often. Please let me sample the flavour....
I love the idea of swallowing my fiance's cum but am really put off by the taste. however this does not reflect how I feel about him - just the other day I told him how much I wish it tasted better so it would be less of a sacrifice to demonstrate my true yearning for it.
I want to also participate of this test, I am Brazil, and I and my boyfriend we are vegetarian, (case this is excellent) Debtor
Eu quero participar desse teste também,
eu sou Brasil, e eu e meu namorado somos vegetarianos, ( caso isso seja relevante )
Obrigada
I want to also participate of this test, I am of Brazil. I and my boyfriend we are vegetarian (case this is excellent).
Thanks :)
Eu quero participar desse teste também,
sou do Brasil. Eu e meu namorado somos vegetarianos (caso isso seja relevante).
Obrigada :)
I would love to test this product. I find that blow jobs are a huge part of our sex lives but sometimes (especially when he's not been eating healthily) the taste is unbearable and really puts me off.
Have we found a solution?!
Kylie
i would like to try ure amazing product ive been with my partner for 7 years she loves giving me blojobs but she never swallows my sperm cus she says it tast nasty pls let me sample this product and il let you know the outcome thank you lovehoney x x
I luv to swallow cum once swallowed my hubby and his brother mmmmm that was a mouthful
id like to test it out as i cant stand the taste of spunk it tastes like dirty socks so ive never given a blow job & when i tell people that they cant believe,just think if they cant believe what my poor boyfriend has been though for 7 years. if the taste was better then id start given tat for tit
I'd like to test it out because iv been changing my diet and my girl has noticed a change but due to me being a smoker it still has the bitter taste. Also we would love to see this product work so we would provide full descriptions, as well as testing it often...
right where do i start i admit i like to swallow but then with my new man when i do its kind of acidy to the point of i have to drink a few glasses of water to try and get the taste out my mouth it ends up in using listerine which really upsets my man, and i dont like doin that!
as an avid cum drinker i would be willin to try this product. if i dont get a good belly full of hot spunk at least twice a day im not a happy bunny.so the opportunity to swollow more sounds so goood.an apple a day keeps the doctor away!
I've been tasting the same nut for 22 years I need a different flavor don't you think so? Why not give Golden Hot lips and mouth a new nutty vanilla cream taste!
Thank you experience cum taster!
i want to enjoy
Had a mouth full this morning......full load.
Michelle
I love the natural taste of cum, sssalty;P
There is nothing better than my guy (hubby) exploding his sweet n tasty load in my mouth or directly down my throat. I have trained myself to be able to except may mans load. There is a time when you taste and a time when u don't. While sperm is HOT (fresh) taste or swallow is great but do it right away cause when starts cool it is nasty.
I know my man gets his fantisized blow jobs at home from me cause I allow him however he wants it at least once a week. If I don't men will seek it elsewhere.
I am kind of put off going down after I've been up. But if tastes so nice I might be wanting to get it back. And my woman likes the taste I'm sure there will be more gobble, gobble, gobble for me. What a great idea, sign us up.
i want to try the product if is really good for vegs
if that pill dose work i would love my partner to try it i dont mind giving bjs its just the tast of the cum it make me gag most of the time. an if theres a pill to change the tast me an my partner would love to try it
i have been with my partner for over seven years and i always give him bjs, we would love to try this pill as it would benefit both of us more him than me but id be happy to keep u informed of what is happening with the pill, please let us try it xx
I would realy like to see if this product works as I love sucking my mans cock but i dont realy like the end result
I haven't given my husband a BJ with an explosive ending for years, all due to the taste and a major dip in sex drive. All he gets now is a suck for no longer than 3 minutes and that's if he's begged! Please rid me of my guilt and him of his frustration as he's a very nice man and deserves it!
We're up for giving it a go!
My hubby's cum tastes awful, we had heard of pills but they were out of our price range, i would love to enjoy it as much as he loves doing it. It would make our sex life even better, bring on the sweet cum, i can't wait to taste
id love my partner to try it as i have to stop before he comes because the taste makes me feel sick
i love giving my man blowjobs and i love it wen he cums in my mouth, but at the moment it tastes of...well the usual and if your pill can make it taste of something nice that would actually make it worth going back for seconds even thirds!
u did not state the reason, while why it is good to drink sperm. i am despirate to known what it does to the body. can a lady get pregnant after taking in sperm? does it enlarge a ladies buttos
Please, please, please let me taste the apple sperm, normal spunk soooo doesnt taste good and ive never swallowed only spat, so it would be a huge treat for my hubby on our 14th wedding anniversary on 20th june if i swallowed his manly juice which impregnated me four times lol
i love my girl giving me head but she never swallows because she says it doesnt taste to good so i would love the chance to try this out andget her to swallow.
I love swallowing sperm, but sometimes the taste is a little upsetting. It would be great to have something change the taste, I swallow his cum six days a week on average. Really just testing your product would be great fun to exceed our average oral output.
We would love to give this a go. Please contact us
i want to help couples who want to taste semen, taste better for them,to help fullfill there lovemaking
Posted by: christopher riley, April 13, 2007 17:04