The LoveHoney Shootout Survey Results by Handedness
More than 1,000 ejaculations later, the results of Britain's first ever hands-on male masturbation survey are in!
The lubes have been used, the knuckles shuffled and the surveys completed. The results are in!
What was the most common material used for "inspiration"? Did you wank on your own or with a friend? What did you wank into - an old sock or a neighbour's sink?
All is revealed in the full breakdown of the Shootout Survey results!
Shoot Out Results by Sexuality
Shoot Out Results by Handedness (is that even a word?)
The Shootout Survey Results by Handedness
| Question | Left hander | Right hander | Ambidextrous | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Surveys | 131 | 723 | 153 | 1007 |
| Sexual preference | ||||
| Gay | 29 | 68 | 27 | 124 |
| Straight | 90 | 566 | 80 | 736 |
| Bi | 11 | 80 | 41 | 132 |
| Neither | 1 | 9 | 5 | 15 |
| Average strokes to come | ||||
| Strokes to come | 58 | 60 | 55 | 59 |
| Did you wank with your | ||||
| Wanked left-handed | 93 | 46 | 27 | 166 |
| Wanked right-handed | 29 | 600 | 37 | 666 |
| One, then other | 9 | 77 | 89 | 175 |
| What material did you use for 'inspiration' | ||||
| Pictures on a computer | 19 | 74 | 18 | 111 |
| Pictures in a magazine | 6 | 34 | 4 | 44 |
| Movie on DVD | 15 | 101 | 17 | 133 |
| Movie on video | 4 | 15 | 3 | 22 |
| Movie on computer | 28 | 156 | 25 | 209 |
| Just your imagination | 32 | 217 | 36 | 285 |
| A real live human being (and everything!) | 27 | 126 | 50 | 203 |
| Were you wanking... | ||||
| On your own | 96 | 590 | 83 | 769 |
| With a mate | 30 | 110 | 53 | 193 |
| In the round | 5 | 23 | 17 | 45 |
| What did you wank into? | ||||
| Your hand | 55 | 298 | 41 | 394 |
| An old sock | 11 | 49 | 13 | 73 |
| A handkerchief | 20 | 110 | 11 | 141 |
| The sink (bathroom) | 4 | 32 | 8 | 44 |
| The sink (kitchen) | 3 | 6 | 3 | 12 |
| The sink (neighbour's) | 3 | 12 | 18 | 33 |
| Plant pot | 6 | 25 | 12 | 43 |
| Not saying | 29 | 191 | 47 | 267 |
| Afterwards, did you have a feeling of... | ||||
| Intense joy | 107 | 589 | 110 | 806 |
| Inadequacy and gloom | 24 | 134 | 43 | 201 |
