The LoveHoney Shootout Survey
More than 1,000 ejaculations later, the results of Britain's first ever hands-on male masturbation survey are in!
Recap: what was the Shootout Survey all about?
We wanted to find out the average number of strokes it takes a guy to ejaculate when he masturbates. The Shootout Survey was a rigorous scientific study that involved more than 1,000 participants.
To help with the research, we sent every subject a sachet of Stroke 29, the masturbation cream that changes consistency on the 29th stroke. Would our subjects keep going past the fabled 29th stroke, or would they pop their peanuts before reaching double digits?
Respondents were asked to bash the bishop and then return to the Shootout Survey Web site to complete an exhaustive questionnaire which asked a series of probing questions about the length and style of the manual manipulation. So now, it gives us great pleasure to reveal...
The Shootout Survey Results!
The lubes have been used, the knuckles shuffled and the surveys completed. The results are in!
The Bare Facts
| Total surveys completed: | 1,007 |
| Surveys from gay men: | 124 |
| Surveys from straight men: | 736 |
| Surveys from bisexual men: | 132 |
| Surveys from none of the above: | 15 |
| Suveys from left-handers: | 131 |
| Surveys from right-handers: | 723 |
| Surveys from ambidextrous men: | 153 |
Britain's First Ever Average Strokes To Cum (ASTC) Index
| Average Strokes To Cum: | 59 |
| Average Strokes To Cum - gay men: | 54 |
| Average Strokes To Cum - straight men: | 62 |
| Average Strokes To Cum - bisexual men: | 54 |
| Average Strokes To Cum - left-handers: | 58 |
| Average Strokes To Cum - straight men: | 60 |
| Average Strokes To Cum - ambidextrous: | 55 |
The shock news is that straight men last longer than gay men. Who would have thought it? Certainly not us (we don't think much about anything).
And left-handers have been edged out by right-handers in the effort to be the most long-lasting self-loving lotharios.
Click here for the full results!
What was the most common material used for "inspiration"? Did you wank on your own or with a friend? What did you wank into - an old sock or a neighbour's sink?
All is revealed in the full breakdown of the Shootout Survey results!
Shoot Out Results by Sexuality
Shoot Out Results by Handedness (is that even a word?)
