Sex Toys Blog - Anal Sex Toys

The Naughty Boy Prostate Massager - The Slimmer Sibling of the Rude Boy

Carly — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 10:50:28 -0000

If you enjoyed the Rude Boy Prostate Massager (or were slightly intimidated by its size!), you'll be delighted to discover the new, slimmer Naughty Boy Prostate Massager! The Naughty Boy Prostate Massager is slimmer, sleeker and more streamlined in design, ideal for both absolute beginners and veterans of prostate play. Made from the softest and most flexible silicone, this massager feels wonderful when nestled internally against your P-spot. And for that double helping of pleasure, the cool, smooth, RO-80 Ammunition Bullet sits perfectly against the perineum! For the best sensations, lube up and slide the gently tapered tip inside of you until you feel it resting against your prostate (if this is your first time, don't worry - you'll definitely be able to tell when it's there!). Sit up straight and rock back and forth slowly, allowing the tip to rub sensually over your P-spot and the bullet to rest on your perineum. Then simply let the vibrations and sensations rock you to an indescribable, hands-free orgasm! Whether you use it as a solo toy or with your partner, the vibrating Naughty Boy Prostate Massager is sure to become a firm favourite!

Complete guide to strap-on harnesses

Bonny — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 09:29:50 -0000

Erotica warning! Seriously sexy gear ahead! If you want to experiment with strap-on sex, you should first read our need-to-know guide to harnesses and how to use them... [More]

Butt plugs - how to choose your first anal sex toy

Bonny — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 15:47:41 -0000

Congratulations on your sense of anal sex toy adventure! Butt plugs are simply divine for anal arousal, and when it comes to choosing your first one, we've got everything you need to know... [More]

Prostate massage pleasure: the male G-spot

Richard — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 09:42:09 -0000

If you want to drive your man wild in the sack or help him discover his G-spot, we've got the goods to turn you into a prostate massage sex god! [More]

The Big Dildos Sex Toy Buying Guide

Bonny — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 13:44:04 -0000

When it's time for straight-forward sex toys lovin', an up 'n' thrustin' dildo is every girl's best buddy. There are shapes and sizes for everybody - all is explained in our Big Dildos buying guide. (It's the guide that's big - and some of the dildos...) [More]

Like a Challenge? 3 Bangs for Your Butt Mega Dildo

McBirdie — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:10:24 -0000

If you're a fan of anal play, you gotta love the look of this one. This ranks somewhere between "Delicious Challenge" and "Um... I don't think that that is going to work" on the do-able scale, but I'm thinking that more than a couple of you are going to like trying to step up to the plate. This bad boy is fully insertable to 11 inches (with half an inch outside for safe playing) and has a diameter of 3.8 inches at its widest. I didn't mistype that - 3.8 inches. It's a skin-safe rubber, so it has a bit of flex to it, and comes complete with suction base for solo-playing. I'm loving the reviews, though, as it has managed a very satisfying 5 stars over eight reviews. So clearly, there are some of you out there who are ready for more serious action - and that would be both men and women. From the ladies: [More]

Most Promising Newcomer: Fun Factory P Twist Silicone Butt Plug

McBirdie — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 20:39:53 -0000

If you're like me and tend to focus all your "What's New" attention on the more glitzy New Vibrators Section, you might have missed this little guy's entry. Fun Factory is one of the companies producing incredibly high quality sex toys (you have got to love those Germans - I know I do), so you know even before you look at anything else that the Twist is going to be well-made and long-lasting. It's made out of body-safe silicone, which means you'll get satisfying firmness, but flexible softness that you'll appreciate when using it anally. It does have a suction base and is harness compatible, but the ridges and curves means it will be a lot of fun for more vanilla play. It also comes with a sachet of free water-based lube to get you started, so the only question I have is whether or not I'm going to be able to wait until the purple comes back in stock, or if I'm going to go ahead and grab a jolly orange version.

Elbow Grease Anal Lube Caused Premature Blogging

McBirdie — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 11:13:24 -0000

The other day I was all giddy to find that Elbow Grease Cream was in stock so I gleefully blogged about it so that the world could experience my absolute favourite anal lube - so creamy! So thick! So oddly sweet tasting! Unfortunately, my glee was premature. LoveHoney isn't really restocking the line - so if you want to experience my favourite anal cream, you're going to have to move fast and grab while the grabbing is good. This is the last available in the line, so order yours before I buy up the last of the lot. [More]

Elbow Grease Anal Cream Lubricant Proves I have Sex Toy God-Like Powers

McBirdie — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 15:45:50 -0000

Way back in the good old days (well...June, anyway), I wrote a review for Elbow Grease Hot Cream Anal Lubricant. I was terribly excited about this product and gave it a glowing five stars because I thought it was just about the greatest anal lube to ever hit the market. It was creamy, it lasted for ages, it was fun to use...it even had a pleasant taste! I couldn't wait to tell the world about this fabulous product. And then LoveHoney stopped selling it. Listen, I'm not saying they got it wrong. I'm sure there are all sorts of factors that go into determining what products they stock and sell and which ones they have to discontinue and DENY THE PUBLIC OF THE FINEST ANAL LUBRICATION PRODUCT SINCE THE DAWN OF TIM--- [More]

Anal Vibrating Invader with Cock Cage - Sex Toy of the Day

James — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 00:00:40 -0000

Boasting a name that would make Mary Whitehouse turn in her grave, the Anal Vibrating Invader with Cock Cage arrived at this particular Orgasm Army reviewer's house before work - in itself an uncharacteristic feat by Royal Mail, credit where credit's due - and it looks like the reviewer couldn't hope to rush home and try it on. Well you would, wouldn't you? [More]

Liquorice Dip Butt Plug Triple Pack - Sex Toy of the Day

James — Sun, 15 Jul 2007 00:00:39 -0000

Anal rookie? Before plunging in at the deep end - or plunging something deep in your end - you might want to consider a set of variably sized butt plugs such as the Liquorice Dip Butt Plug Triple Pack. With these you're guaranteed a smooth and easy beginner's ride, with the heavier artillery waiting until you're ready for that fuller sensation. Don't just take our word for it, check out what this plucky Orgasm Army reviewer had to say... [More]

Liquorice Dip Butt Plug - Sex Toy of the Day

Richard — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 09:14:17 -0000

We always like to hear from our customers, especially when they tell us how happy our products have made them... "Dear Love Honey Thank you. It's all down to you. Back on 28/4 my partner and I ordered the liquorice dip butt plug triple pack because he had wanted to introduce me to anal play. I was at first not to keen but with the help of the info on your site I agreed to give it a try so long as he agreed to follow your advice, hence the purchase of the butt plug set. Finally tonight I have lost my true anal virginity. I feel so proud of myself. Over the last couple of weeks we have made careful use of the plugs and the Tracy Cox lube until a couple of evenings ago Nick was able to get the six incher up me. It felt fantastic especially when he went to work on my little pussy. When we went to bed tonight at about 12 out came the plugs and I quite easily took the sixer and we got down to a good bout of sex, I was building to what I thought was going to be a great cum when Nick suddenly pulled out turned me over pulled the plug from my botty lubed me up and just slid his prick into my back passage. God, it was fantastic, so once again thanks for the products but more importantly the help and advice on your wonderful site. Love you guys..." You can read more about the Liquorice Butt Blug here. As you've read, it's a good first-time anal sex toy and goes particularly well with Supersex Anal Lube. Another good product for anal first-timers is the Tracey Cox Supersex Anal Beginners Kit, which features a pert pink butt plug, the aforementioned anal lube and an exclusive how-to guide from TV sex expert Tracey Cox.

Eclipse Ultra 7 Anobolic Anal Vibrator - Sex Toy of the Day

James — Sat, 23 Jun 2007 00:00:33 -0000

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. The sage who first coined these wise words probably wasn't thinking about the Eclipse Ultra 7 Anobolic Anal Vibrator at the time, but he may as well have been... The following review, by an intrepid Orgasm Army ass stuffer, tells a moving story of satisfying anal penetration undaunted by initial failure. There's a lesson to be learned here, folks... [More]

Penis Butt Plug Medium - Sex Toy of the Day

James — Wed, 20 Jun 2007 00:00:35 -0000

We get a warm feeling whenever our broad range of stock and prompt delivery come to the rescue of a couple desperate for that unique DP feeling of satisfaction without having to recruit Fat Les from down the road. One of our plucky Orgasm Army reviewers shares her happy experiences with a Penis Butt Plug Medium below. [More]

The Smoothy Anal Dildo Prober - Sex Toy of the Day

James — Sun, 17 Jun 2007 00:00:39 -0000

Kyma, an enterprising blogger who writes on the Sensuality of the Singleton site, has written a fun blog entry about the Smoothy Anal Dildo Prober, a toy that she assures us is 'unlikely to become a permanent resident in my colon'. Phew! To read the full story of how she and a friend got the most out of the toy, you'll need to read ~~her~~ his blog entry. You can buy the Smoothy Anal Dildo Prober, or see our full range of anal dildos and tools for more butt-teasing retail opportunities.