Male Masturbators - The Sex Toys of the Future!

Posted on: September 10, 2008 16:09 | Posted by: Carly

Laura Leu, freelancer for the New York Press, was asked to report on the subject of 'teledildonics' - the new technology in cyber sex that enables sex toys to be controlled by a computer.

The article was originally to inform readers how these tools could improve the cyber-sex life they shared with their long-distance partner but it soon became a bizarre lesson in male sex toys!

As Laura explained:

"I went with the Virtual Sex Machine, or VSM, a $400 piece of equipment defined on its website as "an interactive virtual reality sexual stimulation system."

Translation: It's a robotic vagina that synchronizes to porn. The VSM comes with a specially encoded erotic film, shot from the viewer's perspective, which allows you to experience the scene as if it's happening to you."

Upon sending out a request to all of her male friends to try the toy, she received a reply from her ex-boyfriend who offered to 'deflower' the sex machine. However, his original enthusiasm soon died out when he actually tried it for himself!

"We watched the girl on the DVD begin with some blowjob magic. As she started sucking, so did the machine-but not in a good way.

The level of noise produced by the VSM would make you think it was matching Sammy's vigour, since it sounded like a train crashing into a pile of jackhammers; he compared the experience to "getting sucked off by a palsied nun."

Sammy then flipped onto her stomach and got railed from behind. I hoped that the VSM's version of doggy-style would be better than its fellatio, but the look of defeat on the ex's face said it wasn't."

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