Choosing your first vibrator

Posted on: June 21, 2008 16:06 | Posted by: Bonny

Ever since Charlotte disappeared into her bedroom for an entire episode of Sex and the City, the world and her sister have wanted a vibrator... But which one?

She's giving me good vibrations, as Beach Boy Brian Wilson almost sang. Lucky old Bri. When most people think "sex toy", they think "vibrator" – and not without good reason. Dildos can seem aggressive and frankly scary, but their buzzing cousins are fun, user-friendly and tantalisingly versatile.

The science bit

Vibrations feel so good against your skin because they increase blood flow to that area and boost its sensitivity – be it the nape of your neck, that super-sensitive spot between your partner's anus and balls, or your clit. Vibes also work beautifully on your G-spot, especially those designed for the purpose like Fun Factory Delight Rechargeable Massager – but, as with all sex play, penetration is only part of the story.

The clit's a hit

Clitoral stimulators are the best-selling vibes in the world (no, really?). Happily, we have many clit-tickling treats for you to choose from. Among the best-known are the rabbit vibrators such as Tracey Cox Supersex Rabbit Vibe, a dual-action penis-shaped vibe whose clitoral attachment will transport you to screamer land and is best not used when your partner's mum is in the next room. The Little Beaver Clitoral Stimulator spells fun for both of you – slide it over his penis during intercourse and soon neither of you will want to have sex without it. It's important to remember that some of us don't like a direct plastic clit-hit, so try wrapping some fabric around the attachment or opting for the soft, pulsing jelly of our best-selling Tongue II.

Look! No hands!

No matter how good the in-flight movie or how compelling the adverts on the London Underground, we are the kind of people who finds travelling a bore. Or we did, until we discovered hands-free clitoral vibrators. Here's a simple recipe for making your daily commute go with an Mmmm: slip the Oyster Duo's massager over your clit and, if you fancy, slide the vibrating bullet inside. Now catch your train and switch on the near-silent motor. That journey really will fly by. The remote control works from up to 50 feet, so get your partner to travel in the next carriage and have double the fun! Larger remote-control vibes include the quiet, sleek Wireless Remote Control Egg and the cheeky jelly Butterfly Strap-On.

Is it a cock? Is it a vibe?

As rabbit fans know, even the hottest clitoral orgasms feel especially good when accompanied by a little penetration. And some of us, when we're talking penetration, want something that looks and feels like a real cock – but supplies a more intense internal buzz. The multispeed Thin Cock or deep-diving 10-inch Pearl Shine provide deep penetration and are perfect for your partner to use while he's stimulating your clit. If you're a girth girl, fill yourself up with an Extra Thick Cock – not one for the faint-hearted, but truly, madly, deeply satisfying.

Smooth operators

The versatility champs of the vibe world are the sleek, smooth bullet-shaped toys that can be used on any pleasure-spot you fancy. These are the vibes you'll find in Honey's Massagers, Finger and Small sections, where no-nonsense favourites like the Pleasure Vibe sit alongside more sophisticated models like the gorgeous, pouting Supreme Silver (we never leaves home without ours).

Egg me on

If you love your vibrator but crave that satisfying stretched feeling, it's worth investigating a Vibrating Love Egg or pair of Heavenly Spheres. Reach for these treats when you want something as smooth as a Lady Lustfinger but somewhat more... filling.

Give us a G!

There's a certain type of vibe that's happiest when it's buzzing snugly up against that hyper-sensitive spot they call Big G. The spot is located on the front wall of your vagina, just an inch or two up, and it's often deprived of direct stimulation unless your partner is very canny with his digits or aims his cock correctly during doggy-style sex. To ensure a bullseye, grab a toy like the fun n' frisky Wave and use its cheeky bends to massage the spot – or to stimulate your partner's prostate. Find out more in LoveHoney's G-spot lowdown.

Anal Attention

The prostate is your partner's hot button. The P-spot is located inside the front wall of his anus, and stimulation provides an intense thrill that can make him come immediately. Check out our tried and tested Prostate Massage guide then start with a design classic - The Aneros - and you won't go far wrong: it comes with full instructions for first-timers. Just don't forget the lube!

Women Only?

Despite the girly colours and Sex and the City connotations of toys like Jessica Rabbit, vibes are certainly not for girls only. But do exercise caution before whipping out your Orgasmatron Strap-On during hot shagtastic loving. We suspect that men are conditioned to run very, very fast from buzzing dong-shaped objects, so bring it up in conversation before you bring out the Crystal Ribbed Ass Shaker.

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