Spice up your sex life with a remote control vibrator

Posted on: June 17, 2008 12:06 | Posted by: Bonny

Calling all geeks! Want to make a girl orgasm with just one finger? Ditch those computer games and bag yourself a remote control vibe for instant sex appeal...

Come on, lads. We know you want to nail the latest Xbox game, but ask yourself what's more interesting: wasting your night trying to complete a new level or watching your girlfriend scream the place down as you make her come without touching her? Yeah, we thought so...

For centuries men and women have boasted about how they could make their lovers come with just one finger. Now, the reality is that we all can! Remote control vibrators are a genius invention that you can use to drive your partner wild without lifting a finger... well, maybe just the one. With a whole range of sexy remote control vibes to choose from, it won't be long before they become nestled among your various TV, Sky and DVD remotes.

Remote control vibrators explained

For those of you yet to experience what a remote control vibe can do, let us break it down for you. Remote Control vibrators let you put your orgasmic destiny into your partner's hands and vice versa.

These futuristic vibes come in different shapes and models, such as the Remote Control Egg, Mantric Miyakodori Remote Control Bullet, Remote Control Vibrating Pleasure Panties and the VibraExciter Mobile Phone Vibrator. There's a bucket-load of vibrating fancies to tantalise and tease you and your partner, all hooked up for your mutual remote control fun.

Where to use your remote control vibe

If you're an outdoors person and fancy the idea of having an orgasm on a packed train, in a restaurant Meg Ryan-style, or while walking around the supermarket, remote control vibes will get you there. To make it really exciting, give the remote to your partner and they can hit you with a stream of vibrations when you least expect it.

You can also whip your partner into a frenzy of remote control fun by using something like the Octopus Remote Control Penis Vibrator. You can slide it over your partner's cock and watch it build to an almighty erection as the stimulating vibrations course through his shaft!

You could then hit him with a double whammy and go down on him while controlling the speed and vibrations of the Octopus with your remote control, or take advantage of his vibrating cock and get on top for some ferociously sexy thrusting. Forget the 'cowgirl' position – it would be like riding a mechanical bull!

Vibrating pleasure panties

If you feel more comfortable being a little less exposed, Remote Control Vibrating Pleasure Panties are just the thing to keep your dignity intact while your inhibitions go out the window. Custom-built, these vibrating thongs have an internal pouch that holds a remote control vibrating egg.

The best part is that while you wear the vibrating panties you're free to do whatever you want. Try wearing them while using a vibrator on your partner – that way you both get vibe action without having to share!

Hook up your mobile phone

Why not spice up business calls with the VibraExciter Mobile Phone Activated Vibrator? The powerful 10-speed bullet can be connected to your phone, slipped inside your panties then activated by a text or phone call. Who said work has to be boring?