Meet the Judges - Holly D
| Age | 21 |
| Location | Birmingham |
| Perfect toy | Fun, sexy, fabulous! |
| Reason for applying | I enjoy trying out new toys with my boyfriend and we're very open when we do! I can laugh about sex, so write up reviews with a good sense of humour! |
What they said:
Tracey Cox Supersex Massager Vibrator
It is definitely what it says: a massager! Way too bulky for anything else but good on the back at least! Quirky and cute looking, the colours are great... Although if you ask me, it shouldn't be on a sex toy website!
- Attractiveness:
- 10 / 10
- Quietness:
- 7 / 10
- Material & Build Quality:
- 9 / 10
- Ease of Use:
- 10 / 10
- Strength of Vibrations:
- 13 / 15
- Value for Money:
- 12 / 15
- Orgasm Rating:
- 3 / 30
Overall: 64 out of 100
We-Vibe II Clitoral and G-Spot Vibrator
Sorry, how much?! Way over-priced! I've never felt a more repulsive material! During my most intimate moments, the sensation of a large rubber band being dragged across my skin is not on my top 3 of wants! On the plus side it's a very interesting design. If only the material were different!
- Attractiveness:
- 6 / 10
- Quietness:
- 4 / 10
- Material & Build Quality:
- 2 / 10
- Ease of Use:
- 8 / 10
- Strength of Vibrations:
- 10 / 15
- Value for Money:
- 2 / 15
- Orgasm Rating:
- 5 / 30
Overall: 37 out of 100
Lelo Mia USB Rechargeable Vibrator
A sex toy that looks suspiciously like a mascara but charges through your USB port? This could only have been created by a Swedish man! Extremely easy to use and very attractive, if a little pricey.
- Attractiveness:
- 8 / 10
- Quietness:
- 8 / 10
- Material & Build Quality:
- 7 / 10
- Ease of Use:
- 7 / 10
- Strength of Vibrations:
- 9 / 15
- Value for Money:
- 4 / 15
- Orgasm Rating:
- 18 / 30
Overall: 61 out of 100
Beginners Basic Vibrating Finger Ring
Very unattractive! If you want to look like you've dipped your finger in mouldy jelly, this is the one for you! However, for less than the cost of a sandwich, who's to complain?! Tricky to work at first but if you're looking for something simple, this gets the thumbs up!
- Attractiveness:
- 1 / 10
- Quietness:
- 5 / 10
- Material & Build Quality:
- 5 / 10
- Ease of Use:
- 5 / 10
- Strength of Vibrations:
- 7 / 15
- Value for Money:
- 12 / 15
- Orgasm Rating:
- 15 / 30
Overall: 50 out of 100
Lovehoney Jessica Rabbit 2.0 G-Spot Vibrator
If there's some sort of academic qualification I need to gain before getting to grips with how this thing works, please let me know. Nothing needs that many buttons, except perhaps a cardigan.
- Attractiveness:
- 7 / 10
- Quietness:
- 5 / 10
- Material & Build Quality:
- 8 / 10
- Ease of Use:
- 2 / 10
- Strength of Vibrations:
- 7 / 15
- Value for Money:
- 6 / 15
- Orgasm Rating:
- 20 / 30
Overall: 55 out of 100
SaSi by Je Joue Intelligent Rechargeable Vibrator
It has to be said that the sound of a printer isn't one of the most romantic I've known, but that's exactly what you get with this ridiculously priced computer mouse look-a-like! Once you get over how amazingly clever this thing is, you realise that it's not actually that great! I applaud the people who designed this as it really is very intelligent and attractive, but that's where it ends. Very disappointed!
- Attractiveness:
- 10 / 10
- Quietness:
- 7 / 10
- Material & Build Quality:
- 10 / 10
- Ease of Use:
- 1 / 10
- Strength of Vibrations:
- 5 / 15
- Value for Money:
- 5 / 15
- Orgasm Rating:
- 12 / 30
Overall: 50 out of 100
Lovehoney 7 Function Magic Bullet 2.0 Mini Waterproof Vibrator
I thought this would be RUBBISH, but I was proven wrong! Not exactly the most romantic thing I've ever seen but for the money, it's not all that bad!
- Attractiveness:
- 8 / 10
- Quietness:
- 6 / 10
- Material & Build Quality:
- 5 / 10
- Ease of Use:
- 9 / 10
- Strength of Vibrations:
- 15 / 15
- Value for Money:
- 14 / 15
- Orgasm Rating:
- 22 / 30
Overall: 79 out of 100
Vibe Therapy Serene 7 Function Silicone Twist Vibrator
I wasn't told we were testing torture devices! For the price, I was hopeful and when I saw it, it looked lovely! If only the experience could have ended there! The 'silicone lines' were NOT my idea of enjoyment! The only upside of this is its looks, so unless you are planning on framing it as a lovely centre piece for the Christmas Day table, I'd steer clear!
- Attractiveness:
- 10 / 10
- Quietness:
- 5 / 10
- Material & Build Quality:
- 8 / 10
- Ease of Use:
- 10 / 10
- Strength of Vibrations:
- 14 / 15
- Value for Money:
- 1 / 15
- Orgasm Rating:
- 1 / 30
Overall: 49 out of 100
Lovehoney Erotic Rocket 2.0 10 Function Mini Vibrator
Definitely the least attractive of all! Reminds me of an electric shaver and looks like it could do some damage! That said, for the money, it's great. Loads of patterns/speeds so has that novelty factor, too!
- Attractiveness:
- 1 / 10
- Quietness:
- 6 / 10
- Material & Build Quality:
- 4 / 10
- Ease of Use:
- 10 / 10
- Strength of Vibrations:
- 11 / 15
- Value for Money:
- 13 / 15
- Orgasm Rating:
- 18 / 30
Overall: 63 out of 100
Screaming O FingO Waterproof Mini Finger Vibrator
A toy that could be the best in the world, but unless you can forget that you've got a little nobbly jelly lump strapped to your finger, it's a little off-putting! Not one for the women, and for £13 it's rather steep!
- Attractiveness:
- 3 / 10
- Quietness:
- 5 / 10
- Material & Build Quality:
- 5 / 10
- Ease of Use:
- 9 / 10
- Strength of Vibrations:
- 4 / 15
- Value for Money:
- 5 / 15
- Orgasm Rating:
- 10 / 30
Overall: 41 out of 100
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