Meet the Judges - Genelva P

Tracey Cox Supersex Massager Vibrator

I tried out the sensual massager after a couple glasses of Zinfandel on a Friday night. There are several settings of vibrations and although it's a nice sensation and relaxing. This should be used with a partner to add a little more pizzazz as it becomes a little monotonous after a while. It does get you in the mood and you do start to feel quite sensual but I was left feeling there was something missing.

I didn't feel completely satisfied, having to reach for another toy. I think the massager is better used when getting you in the mood or used by a partner before having sex. I think the manufacturers could benefit by making it a little thinner and change the shape slightly to make it more appealing. I don't think it is worth the price it costs.

Attractiveness:

2 / 10

Quietness:

8 / 10

Material & Build Quality:

9 / 10

Ease of Use:

6 / 10

Strength of Vibrations:

9 / 15

Value for Money:

7 / 15

Orgasm Rating:

4 / 30

Overall: 45 out of 100

We-Vibe II Clitoral and G-Spot Vibrator

I use this both on my own and with my partner. During intercourse it definitely heightened the sexual experience but in some positions I found it a little uncomfortable. Alone, it was satisfying but due to only two settings, a little boring after a while. The shape and packaging is amazing, the material is perfect and soft to the touch. The major problem was that it was quite loud and, with only two settings, really didn't offer a full range of sensations, like other toys.

Attractiveness:

8 / 10

Quietness:

3 / 10

Material & Build Quality:

10 / 10

Ease of Use:

9 / 10

Strength of Vibrations:

7 / 15

Value for Money:

5 / 15

Orgasm Rating:

23 / 30

Overall: 65 out of 100

Lelo Mia USB Rechargeable Vibrator

Lelo, oh my friend Lelo! Thank you to LoveHoney for introducing me to this sleek, cute and discreet toy. A toy a busy woman like me can take on the go and charge on her laptop. A toy you'll never be embarrassed about if it drops out of your bag, because it's so damn CUTE. The ultimate purse accessory! Lelo is a slow starter; I found myself using the fastest setting first and 30minutes later, nothing. So I decided to tease myself, what would I want a man to do with this? So I started slow and caressed all over, discovering new sensitive areas.

The nib is sleek but firm, and contact at first feels a little cold but that heightens the sensitivity. The buttons are so easy to use that I found myself dancing from setting to setting. My only complaint is holding the button for two seconds to get to the pulses was a little annoying. Lelo is a toy that will allow hours of fun, either on your own or with a partner. The price is reasonable because it's gorgeous and does the trick, but I think a few pounds less would be a lot fairer due to the size. This aside, I am now a Lelo fan and will be saving and stocking my shelves with the whole range for 2010.

Attractiveness:

10 / 10

Quietness:

10 / 10

Material & Build Quality:

10 / 10

Ease of Use:

9 / 10

Strength of Vibrations:

9 / 15

Value for Money:

14 / 15

Orgasm Rating:

29 / 30

Overall: 91 out of 100

Beginners Basic Vibrating Finger Ring

A small treat for someone who has never used toys for stimulation. The vibrations are far too weak and although climax was reached - it took far too long. Worth the money but you get what you pay for.

Attractiveness:

4 / 10

Quietness:

10 / 10

Material & Build Quality:

5 / 10

Ease of Use:

9 / 10

Strength of Vibrations:

2 / 15

Value for Money:

8 / 15

Orgasm Rating:

10 / 30

Overall: 48 out of 100

Lovehoney Jessica Rabbit 2.0 G-Spot Vibrator

Wow - I heard the gossip about Jessica Rabbit but never believed the hype. How wrong I was! An amazing piece of workmanship and not too intimidating in size as I thought it would be. A great alternative to men; in fact, far better than a man. I had a little difficulty getting through most of the settings and it took me a few tries, but this has nothing to do with the product but ME! I surprisingly got far too excited and my orgasm was over before it had even started.

The rabbit and all it has to offer fits perfectly, the clitoral stimulator is out of this world and probably is all I need. The various settings and vibrations were mind-blowing and so intense that I forgot I was on my own. She screams, she XXXXXX, she scores! Over and over, I found it so powerful, I was unable to stop it at one point and compose myself. I found myself thinking about my rabbit at work, anxious to get home and discover what more it could do. An easy to use toy, compatible in size with tantalising settings of pure heaven, well worth the money - I'd happily pay double!

Attractiveness:

9 / 10

Quietness:

9 / 10

Material & Build Quality:

10 / 10

Ease of Use:

10 / 10

Strength of Vibrations:

15 / 15

Value for Money:

15 / 15

Orgasm Rating:

30 / 30

Overall: 98 out of 100

SaSi by Je Joue Intelligent Rechargeable Vibrator

A beautiful product, the ergonomics are outstanding and the silicone touch feels lovely on the hand and elsewhere. Initial set up, i.e. finding correct plug and getting it plugged in to the mains was a little frustrating at first but probably down to me rather than the product - I'm not too good at following instructions. The funny looking ball was a little intimidating, I found myself staring at it for quite some time watching the different motion, speeds and movements. I decided to give each of the motion settings a try and see where they would take me, and I can honestly say that this device is a secret stimulator. When the settings are on at the highest intensity, it's good but I found myself repositioning and failing to reach climax, so I slowed it down and I had it! When I closed my eyes I felt as though the SaSi was human, each stroke sending shivers down my spin and reminding me of a number of oral experiences.

This is an amazing product for anyone who is particularly sensitive as it has a delicate touch and has the ability to cover the whole of your vagina. It got me aroused for the longest period of time, I found myself enjoying every stroke, hoping my orgasm would wait. My only issue is the noise, but this is due to living with flatmates. When you switch it from some modes, it seemed to reboot itself and made an alarming noise - the first time it happened I thought I'd broke it. I also discovered that while the ball moved, you can set the whole thing to vibrate and the noise was a little too much. My advice would be to turn the TV up high. Although with all it offers, settings, memory, silicone touch and stand to display the SaSi - it is my toy of the year. I think the price is reasonably high - although you're paying for its uniqueness and quirky functions.

Attractiveness:

10 / 10

Quietness:

8 / 10

Material & Build Quality:

10 / 10

Ease of Use:

8 / 10

Strength of Vibrations:

10 / 15

Value for Money:

13 / 15

Orgasm Rating:

30 / 30

Overall: 89 out of 100

Lovehoney 7 Function Magic Bullet 2.0 Mini Waterproof Vibrator

Not one of my favourites. There was a major problem with the batteries - the bullet came with two sets. After using the bullet a few times and putting it away, the next time I went to use it, the batteries had run out. I came back to it later using the same set of batteries and only two of the settings worked. Overall experience was okay but will prove expensive to use due to battery life. The main benefit was the attractiveness and discreetness of the item. Not one of my favourites.

Attractiveness:

9 / 10

Quietness:

3 / 10

Material & Build Quality:

7 / 10

Ease of Use:

7 / 10

Strength of Vibrations:

13 / 15

Value for Money:

12 / 15

Orgasm Rating:

18 / 30

Overall: 69 out of 100

Vibe Therapy Serene 7 Function Silicone Twist Vibrator

Packaging was lovely, this vibrator comes with its own carry box which doesn't look as though it holds a vibrator in it. For a vibe I thought this felt heavy, but it's appealing on the eye, large and thick, with a lovely texture. I do prefer clitoral stimulation being involved when I'm on my own. However, this multispeed/function vibration had me clinging to the ceiling, and although this vibe hardly makes any noise I think that my screaming made up for it. Definitely one to use on your own. Also waterproof, so may be taken into the shower with you, and the internal vibrations means you're able to use it hands-free. Definitely, one that I will keep in my collection for some time.

Attractiveness:

7 / 10

Quietness:

9 / 10

Material & Build Quality:

9 / 10

Ease of Use:

8 / 10

Strength of Vibrations:

11 / 15

Value for Money:

11 / 15

Orgasm Rating:

19 / 30

Overall: 74 out of 100

Lovehoney Erotic Rocket 2.0 10 Function Mini Vibrator

Well, what can I say about the rocket except for - OH WOW! This little baby rocked my world within minutes. The little metal balls at the end add to the whole vibrating experience and it's a winner every time - I found myself using it several times throughout the night, waking up for more. The different vibrating patterns are dangerously good and this can be used without a partner. It's nice and small so fits in the handbag and is highly addictive. It's well worth the price and I will be waiting with anticipation for any new additions in the pipeline. Colour is not appealing, should be black - more sophisticated and discreet.

Attractiveness:

4 / 10

Quietness:

5 / 10

Material & Build Quality:

5 / 10

Ease of Use:

10 / 10

Strength of Vibrations:

12 / 15

Value for Money:

13 / 15

Orgasm Rating:

25 / 30

Overall: 74 out of 100

Screaming O FingO Waterproof Mini Finger Vibrator

Before opening this item it looked like a light bulb you would find on a fair ride; in the package it looked hard and I wasn't convinced that I would enjoy the feel or texture. I was extremely surprised how soft the silicone material was and how this enhanced my overall experience. The single speed vibration was strong for such a little toy and the push button was easy to turn on whilst on your finger. The surprise of how intense the vibrations were meant I had an orgasm in seconds.

I was also able to use this item whilst in the bath, which is highly recommended. Although discreet, it did make some noise, so if living in shared accommodation you need to make sure you're alone before you start. There were no negatives using this toy, it was so good that I couldn't resist using it again the very same day. Clitoral stimulation at its best, shame it's not rechargeable.

Attractiveness:

4 / 10

Quietness:

4 / 10

Material & Build Quality:

4 / 10

Ease of Use:

7 / 10

Strength of Vibrations:

10 / 15

Value for Money:

9 / 15

Orgasm Rating:

20 / 30

Overall: 58 out of 100