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Meet the Judges - Ashley M

Age 21
Location Cleveland
Perfect toy yes...Yes...YES!!!
Reason for applying I love sex toys and so will everyone else after reading my reviews - as long as the toys are up to the mark, that is!

Ashley M

What they said:

Tracey Cox Supersex Massager Vibrator

Tracey Cox Supersex Massager Vibrator

Phwoar... this certainly packs some punch! Not too quiet but that's easily overlooked. Fantastic as a massager as the vibrations and strength are just right. Very easy to change the strength with a simple twist and, let's face it, nobody wants a complicated toy! This had me absolutely screaming, it was incredibly accurate in hitting just the right spot and felt amazing! I loved the Supersex Massager and definitely think it's worth the money!

Attractiveness:
8 / 10
Quietness:
6 / 10
Material & Build Quality:
7 / 10
Ease of Use:
9 / 10
Strength of Vibrations:
12 / 15
Value for Money:
13 / 15
Orgasm Rating:
25 / 30

Overall: 80 out of 100
We-Vibe II Clitoral and G-Spot Vibrator

We-Vibe II Clitoral and G-Spot Vibrator

WOW! This is most definitely my favourite toy in the whole world! It is truly fantastic. It took me a little while to figure out where the charger goes but once that was sorted, the We-Vibe never failed to impress... in fact, it blew my mind. It is pricey but totally worth the money, yet it's not often that you want to spend over £70 on a vibrator. It looks so innocent yet does exactly what you could ever want from a vibrator. The strength and vibrations were absolutely perfect for me, hitting both the G-spot and clitoris at the same time, and the fact that you can leave it in for sex was incredible! It was the best sex of my life... thank you We-Vibe... please send some more of your friends down from sex heaven!

Attractiveness:
9 / 10
Quietness:
9 / 10
Material & Build Quality:
9 / 10
Ease of Use:
9 / 10
Strength of Vibrations:
14 / 15
Value for Money:
12 / 15
Orgasm Rating:
29 / 30

Overall: 91 out of 100
Lelo Mia USB Rechargeable Vibrator

Lelo Mia USB Rechargeable Vibrator

I can't believe you charge this through a USB!? I honestly laughed my head off when I looked at this. I can never imagine myself charging this when I'm sat on my laptop, at work, surrounded by colleagues who may ask to use my 'memory stick'. It's an interesting idea and I'm not entirely sure why it's made that way... but it is. Once I stopped laughing at charging it on my laptop and used it, it's not bad. I really did enjoy it. The vibrations are good but it's pretty loud. It's good for a bit of solo time and maybe a quickie and it does come in a nice box, but I just can't get over how you charge it; I think it's hilarious! It's pricey for what it is and I much prefer other vibes for a lot less money.

Attractiveness:
8 / 10
Quietness:
7 / 10
Material & Build Quality:
7 / 10
Ease of Use:
8 / 10
Strength of Vibrations:
11 / 15
Value for Money:
10 / 15
Orgasm Rating:
20 / 30

Overall: 71 out of 100
Beginners Basic Vibrating Finger Ring

Beginners Basic Vibrating Finger Ring

It's not bad for the price but it only lasts 30 minutes. The vibrations are quite good but the battery ran out before I was really satisfied with it. It looks a bit odd and it took me a while to figure out that it's a rose in the centre! It's easy enough to use and I don't really see how you can go wrong with it but I'm not really a fan of one-use toys.

Attractiveness:
6 / 10
Quietness:
6 / 10
Material & Build Quality:
6 / 10
Ease of Use:
8 / 10
Strength of Vibrations:
6 / 15
Value for Money:
8 / 15
Orgasm Rating:
5 / 30

Overall: 45 out of 100
Lovehoney Jessica Rabbit 2.0 G-Spot Vibrator

Lovehoney Jessica Rabbit 2.0 G-Spot Vibrator

I am a big fan of the good old fashioned rabbits, but this one definitely beats them all. Perfectly built to hit the G-spot, I orgasmed in minutes and it was possibly one of the best I'd ever had! The vibration settings are great and super-strong. You honestly can't go wrong with one of these! The only downside I found is that it really isn't very quiet at all! In fact, it's pretty loud. I would definitely recommend this, and I challenge LoveHoney to make a rabbit that's better... if it's possible!

Attractiveness:
7 / 10
Quietness:
5 / 10
Material & Build Quality:
8 / 10
Ease of Use:
8 / 10
Strength of Vibrations:
13 / 15
Value for Money:
12 / 15
Orgasm Rating:
26 / 30

Overall: 79 out of 100
SaSi by Je Joue Intelligent Rechargeable Vibrator

SaSi by Je Joue Intelligent Rechargeable Vibrator

Who wants a vibrator that comes with a manual!? I definitely don't. I want something that I can take home, get out of the packet and use straight away... this took me a long, long time to read the manual, figure everything out and get it going. Honestly, I was so intimidated by all the different instructions that I couldn't be bothered to use it after I read all that. When I finally did use it, it didn't disappoint. It feels very soft and relaxed, so perfect if you just want a bit of 'me time'. It took me quite a while to get used to it and to find the settings that I liked. It's extremely pricey and quite frankly I could spend far less and get a much better vibe.

Attractiveness:
7 / 10
Quietness:
7 / 10
Material & Build Quality:
9 / 10
Ease of Use:
2 / 10
Strength of Vibrations:
10 / 15
Value for Money:
6 / 15
Orgasm Rating:
15 / 30

Overall: 56 out of 100
Lovehoney 7 Function Magic Bullet 2.0 Mini Waterproof Vibrator

Lovehoney 7 Function Magic Bullet 2.0 Mini Waterproof Vibrator

OK, so this looks pretty and discreet enough but mine didn't really work that well. The vibrations are strong but on the downside it's not the quietest thing. The different vibration settings are good but in general it just didn't do it for me. For the money, it's not bad but I'd rather pay a little extra and get something different.

Attractiveness:
8 / 10
Quietness:
6 / 10
Material & Build Quality:
5 / 10
Ease of Use:
7 / 10
Strength of Vibrations:
6 / 15
Value for Money:
5 / 15
Orgasm Rating:
5 / 30

Overall: 42 out of 100
Vibe Therapy Serene 7 Function Silicone Twist Vibrator

Vibe Therapy Serene 7 Function Silicone Twist Vibrator

I was initially very intimidated by the size of this vibrator... it's huge! However, it does look very nice and feminine and just makes you feel sexy when you're using it. The vibrations are nice and strong, and all the different settings are a lot of fun. I didn't really feel the ridges doing anything extra but I guess it just makes it look nicer. It took a quite a while before I climaxed with the Serene, it was a good orgasm but was a little disappointing when the price and size is considered. Overall, it's a nice vibe but it doesn't excite me.

Attractiveness:
9 / 10
Quietness:
7 / 10
Material & Build Quality:
8 / 10
Ease of Use:
8 / 10
Strength of Vibrations:
10 / 15
Value for Money:
8 / 15
Orgasm Rating:
18 / 30

Overall: 68 out of 100
Lovehoney Erotic Rocket 2.0 10 Function Mini Vibrator

Lovehoney Erotic Rocket 2.0 10 Function Mini Vibrator

I really enjoyed the Erotic Rocket as the vibrations are perfect in every setting. I had many fantastic solo sessions with it and had amazing orgasms every time. It's a little bigger than I expected but that really didn't matter. It was brilliantly easy to use and not too loud. The three metal balls at the end were a little intimidating at first but once it's switched on, you find out exactly why they're there and it felt amazing! My clitoris was treated very nicely by the Erotic Rocket and they will definitely be meeting up again very soon...

Attractiveness:
7 / 10
Quietness:
7 / 10
Material & Build Quality:
6 / 10
Ease of Use:
9 / 10
Strength of Vibrations:
13 / 15
Value for Money:
14 / 15
Orgasm Rating:
26 / 30

Overall: 82 out of 100
Screaming O FingO Waterproof Mini Finger Vibrator

Screaming O FingO Waterproof Mini Finger Vibrator

I really liked this finger vibrator compared with others that I've tried before. The vibrations are certainly strong enough and the ridges on the exterior are perfectly placed and you can really feel them. It gave me a good orgasm; I wasn't screaming but sometimes you don't want to be screaming. It was excellent for my partner to use as it's simple and not too intimidating for the boys! It fits nicely onto your finger and provides hours of fun as the batteries last a long time! The batteries were easy to change and we were off again! I think this is a really good little toy and perfect for the price, definitely worth buying.

Attractiveness:
8 / 10
Quietness:
7 / 10
Material & Build Quality:
7 / 10
Ease of Use:
8 / 10
Strength of Vibrations:
11 / 15
Value for Money:
12 / 15
Orgasm Rating:
19 / 30

Overall: 72 out of 100
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